florida milkshake

When you only poop brown liquid after binge drinking in florida for a week.

Yeah just got back from vacation and can't stop making florida milkshakes.

by nignagriffic January 7, 2020

Florida Blizzard

When it rains so hard that everything is white outside, but there's still enough daylight peaking through for you to see general shapes.

Generally occurs in Florida, but can happen anywhere.

Autumn: Look at the rain coming down!

Lonnie: There's so much of it, it looks like a blizzard.

Autumn: A Florida Blizzard?

by ndmstudios June 15, 2023

Florida swoop

A Florida swoop is a someone who is a hoe, or indulges in many sexual relationships at the same time.

“You don’t want her bro she’s a Florida swoop”
Kodak ~ “she ain’t nun but a Florida swoop”

by ZADDY_Cali July 15, 2023

florida gators

A group of arrogant jerks who steal chants from legitimate universities even though the chants don't work for their team.

Michigan Fan: "It's great! to be! a Michigan Wolverine!"
Florida Fan: "Hey, that almost works with Florida Gators I think I'll steal it."

by GoBlue11 April 18, 2008

Florida Lag

When you are playing on the same server as a person in Florida and you lag because their internet sucks even when their not host. Usually caused because all the old people in Florida using up the internets.

Jeremy fix your god damn Florida Lag! I can barely fucking hit anyone.
Sorry guys its all these old people are using up all the internets.

by Nopecakoo January 28, 2011

Florida Taco

Laying a fattie turd inside someone's vagina.

Damn, Jose shouldn't have given me that Florida Taco right after he ate three ears of corn....

by don jeezy June 21, 2008

north florida

Irrelevant side of florida that no one gives a shit about.

Britney: so where are you from
Todd: oh im from Jacksonville

Britney: oh where is that
Todd: north florida

The stranger has disconnected from the chat.

by IDGAFWABGSAM October 26, 2017