Ebert

Possibly the most influental and most famous film critic of all time. Writes for the Chicago Suntimes and has the strongest chin on planet earth. Scientist have recently began debating if he should be allowed to make his regular visits to the Tonight Show with Jay Leno for fear that the two chins meeting eachother in battle could cause total annhilation.

Roger Ebert:I will give one thing to Tom Green at least he is funnier then Pauly Shore.
>from review of Freddy Got Fingered

by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 12, 2006

Everton

A Northwest England based football club full of toolboxes

Big Sam Allardyce spending £23m on Cenk Tosun, who cannot play football when it’s cold, sums up Everton.

by 7thGoalvsSpurs78 February 25, 2018

Best Hand Ever

The one used to please ones self. right hand is choice for some.

oooooh hell yeah! you do a better hand job than my wife.

by The Pants Man February 7, 2005

Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like

A sentence used to frighten your 9th grade English teacher, eventually inducing a massive seizure. This sentence is best used on English teachers who are just starting to teach English because it lets them know exactly how retarded his or her students are right from the get go.

“Dude I’m gonna hit the new English teacher with the Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like.
Friend: “Dude be careful, remember what happened last time to the last teacher.”
“Dude don’t worry it will be hilarious.”

by lukedanc July 19, 2019

Crappily Ever after

Crappily Ever After is kinda like Happily Ever After, except the opposite...

Look at those two, shacking up and all, they are destined to live Crappily Ever After..

by kabLeo2 December 8, 2012

worst birthday ever

a phrase to use when something goes completely wrong or life sucks. (Mark Baker 2007)

'waaaaa, i failed therms. worst birthday ever'

by lea-unitt. July 13, 2007

Biggest Cock I've Ever Seen

What you yell when you see somebody ridin' in the back of a truck that you don't know.

Cedric: "Look at those dudes in the back of that truck, you know what we gotta do!"

Frankie: "THOSE GUYS HAVE THE BIGGEST COCK I'VE EVER SEEN. SERIOUSLY, IT IS LIKE A MONSTER!!!"

Girl on the Corner: "Oh my!"

by Dushane November 3, 2007