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Empty Net Goal

When your life is super easy, whether it be due to White Collar Steroids, or simply, things that are difficult or stressful for others are given to you.
Lance: Man, I cant even get an INTERVIEW for this role and I have all the credentials, how the heck did Keith get the job, he is an actual moron.

Spencer: Keegan's dad is a big deal at the firm, set the whole thing up. His life is an empty net goal.

Lance: Man, I wish MY life was an empty net goal, who the fuck wants to pay a mortgage every month.

Spencer: Ya, the worst is Keith acts like all of this is difficult for him. Like, Brosef, we know your life is an empty net goal and you don't have to worry about your car payments.
by Mike109999 January 31, 2022
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empty classroom

the place your teacher says you can work in with your friends but you just end up being dumbasses
yeah bro we went to the empty classroom and just fooled around
by lenlenlenlenlen January 23, 2025
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Empty

Empty is the feeling you can not decribe

Empty is when you feel lonely around your friends, family and lovers
Empty is when you cry with no tears
Empty is your soul
Empty :"ME"
by Findmeagain November 21, 2021
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cup half empty

A person who thinks that emptiness in a cup can be halved.
Girl 1: Look at that hottie!
Girl 2: Hell no!
Girl 3: Why?
Girl 1: Yeah, why? *bleep*.
Girl 2: I'm pretty sure they're that cup half empty guy.
Girl 1 and 3: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
by Naxzed May 26, 2019
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empty seat

the void that is felt, especially around holidays, when there is a loved one missing from the table, typically due to death; a noticeable absence of a deceased or missing family member or friend
There was an empty seat at Thanksgiving this year. We really miss Mom.
by Lydia December 13, 2014
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Empty Hole Syndrome

Pertains to single moms (usually divorced) with adult kids that need a good orgasm provided
1. Missy has been suffering from Empty Hole Syndrome since the divorce, maybe Cruz was right about her needing to get some.

2. Sarah gave up on men after the divorce, she's been out with Becky every weekend since her son left for college, that should cure her Empty Hole Syndrome
by @The Hojer November 25, 2019
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Empty invitations

When someone really don't want you to go with them but they offer anyways knowing you absolutely cannot go ,that's an empty invitation and it makes them feel good cuz at least they offered.
My boyfriend's such a jerk he's always offered me empty invitations so he thinks that makes him a good guy.
by Darthfraai November 4, 2023
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