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ego muncher

the name to call someone when they will literally do anything to not only eat and fuel their own ego, but they will also try and coerce others to feed their ego as well

also the name for when someone uses something someone else says to fuel the im-going-to-make-this-conversation-and/or-topic-all-about-myself-even-though-im-the-one-who-asked-the-question-first fire

P.S. they just are this way whether they’re aware of it themselves or not.
This is just one of the many examples that can be used for this type of person, whether this extreme or not:

Person 1: Hey what’s your favorite place to hang out?
Person 2: Oh! I think that would have to be the park down the road. I like it becau-
Person 1: *interrupts* Ohhhh yeah, yeah. I absolutely LOVE parks too. Like, did you know that there was this one time when a kid were I fell off one of those silver slides and ended up needing a cast? I got a blue one because my favorite color is blue. Do you like blue too? I bet you do, and I bet that it’s your favorite because it’s my favorite color as well. Anyways, when I went back to school everyone was always asking to sign it and hang around me to hear about the story of how it happened! I was like suuuuuper popular by the way. You know, saying that just in case you couldn’t tell, but I think you could tell because I still am. Obviously. What were you gonna say again?
Person 2: I-.. What?????? You’re such a damn ego muncher I swear to god. You can’t even let me finish answering the question YOU asked ME without making it all about yourself!
by BL_addict November 27, 2022
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Ego Pedal

When someone who doesn't like that you're in front of them starts riding your ass because they think they're better than you.
this asshat in a lifted F150 is ego pedaling me.
by EScotty April 24, 2022
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Dick Ego

Dick ego is basically a term/label for fragile masculinity that doesn't help anyone including the man himself. It is often associated with masculinity that hinders emotional vulnerability with anyone including bros, and openness to experiences that are non-normative, unconventional, and maybe considered accepted behavior for a man.
A: Hey. Looking really hot today, man! Love the look.

B: Ayo stop with this gay shit. Thanks though.

A: Hahahah time to cut your dick ego down to size, man! Chill!

B:What do you mean?
A: I mean, it's okay to compliment each other as men.

B: Hmmm, I guess so? Alright, thanks then. *hugs*
by meh007 September 25, 2022
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ego fluffing

to play up someone's ego i.e. to make them feel good about themselves for something not worth praising.

Like a porn fluffer but for one's ego. Often done by women to men.
Zach, a grown-ass man: wipes the kitchen bench once.

Issy: "OMG Zach! You didn't have to do that, you're so helpful and amazing! You're a really good flatmate."

Issy is ego fluffing Zach.
by egofluffer1000 October 5, 2022
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Ego

Short form for the word "egocentric", meaning "self-centered".

Basically selfish, focus on him/herself rather than the benefits of whole community.

Thought that he/she is the most talented and on top of everyone.
A: Yo, look at this IT Manager. He's so Ego that even marked himself as the most talented.

B: Fuck it. He only knows how to send emails to order his teammates and play politics.

A: Wait, does he belong to the team? He didn't offer help to his teammates.

B. Ahhh, dammit.
by KittyKT October 5, 2022
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ego coder

A programmer who doesn't ask for help when faced with a bug in his program because he has a big ego
You've been stuck with the error for 2 days. Are you an ego coder?
by mekswill May 13, 2022
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Ego Asf

When someone does something egotistical or acts in a manner of which they come off with an inflated ego
Troy: bro did you see Jay’s story he’s flexing the tesla his parents bought him while telling everyone to get their money up. Me: thats ego asf bro didn't even buy that himself!
by MetigetHezy May 16, 2022
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