Barrington Ego

When someone’s comes back to Barrington Rhode Island and thinks they the man for 6-8 weeks. They always get Piezonies, drive in circles, and enjoy the scenery of this stunning metropolitan city.
“Oh yeah that kids an actual bartard, he went to the local CVS and Aidan’s and his Barrington ego went nuclear
by Bartardimus6482 August 05, 2024
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Horse-Cock Ego

Someone who will never accept that they are in the wrong and boast about how they are better than everyone else when given the opportunity. They tend to never shut the fuck up in general and usually have no proof to prove they're better than someone at anything, their blood pressure triples the minute someone says they're not good at something and their breathing rate becomes so fast they can't get words out of their mouth fast enough to debate which leads to them growling like a pansexual genderfluid furry. People with Horse-Cock Egos have usually had mental trauma from their childhood.
Jim: Hey Jack i'm good at Minecraft PVP, want to play Skywars duos?

Jack: Sure br-

Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).

Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.

Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.
by ShlongusWongus May 05, 2021
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Ego Snack

A person to have sex with never considering their feelings and your only intention is to boost your confidence and receive sexual pleasure.
Jim: "Look at that girl Joe she is very pretty."

Joe: "I'd like to take that little Ego Snack home for a ride around my bedroom."
by Jasper LaPrizrak January 14, 2023
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ego bastard

An ego bastard is someone who has a large ego, an ego that is not induced by anyone but themself. Though, they might have the skills/strength to back their ego up.
Girl 1: “Gosh he’s so confident. He is SUCH an ego bastard”

Girl 2: “Hey at least he can back it up though”
by yessirskiii16 December 28, 2020
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elder ego

When an older person refuses advice from a younger individual, and they inevitably fail because of it.
Clint had ELDER EGO when he refused my advice while moving. And we couldn’t fit everything into the moving van.
by MRHOLLEN September 04, 2019
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ego baby

A child born only for the parents to raise it to be famous or a money-maker
“Oh, you see Sarah? She’s an ego baby, poor thing. If only she could be allowed to do what she wanted with her life instead of being forced to become a doctor or lawyer. What a shame.”
by Star~ September 04, 2022
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Ego Lifter

A person that lifts heavy weights with the only intention of impressing other people.
Person 1: Look at Derek, he is in the gym all the time
Person 2: Yeah, he is such an Ego Lifter
by Person1244534 February 07, 2022
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