a fat bitch who has mcdonalds on speed dial for emergencies. eddy is the guy in west greene who can clear the lunch line in one run, oh wait he cant run. anyways he keeps chocolate milk in his first aid kit and his drive thru orders are bigger than big smokes. this guy takes a box truck to a resturaunt and says load it up. he mugs the old ladies at food city for their buggies and if you whisper his name at burger king they put an extra patty on his burger
by TheBigStoner420 November 30, 2018
Get the Eddy Pittsmug. A cannabis cigarette usually rolled with two extra large rolling skins so it's lengthy and girthy. Usually smoked under special circumstances.
John:"Its 4/20 tomorrow guys, are we smoking a celebratory King Eddie?"
Liam: "Of course, are you partaking Ben?"
Ben: "i will go to the shop for papers"
Liam: "Of course, are you partaking Ben?"
Ben: "i will go to the shop for papers"
by Johnboy1995 May 28, 2018
Get the king eddiemug. big restarted ugly ass slut who is nothing more than a thot i mean look out she might fuck you and make a deformed baby
by the worlds most honest guy December 5, 2017
Get the eddies mothermug. by Jake Pogi February 8, 2021
Get the Eddie Thirstymug. That party was off the eddies
by Willyt February 23, 2020
Get the Off the eddiesmug. "Aw, you just got the joke she cracked three minutes ago, what a classic Eddie"
"Looks like the penny just dropped! Classic Eddie"
"Looks like the penny just dropped! Classic Eddie"
by leenabean April 10, 2020
Get the Classic Eddiemug. Eddie Keane is a gentleman who only has two friends! “Ste Hill with the gout knees” & “Dave Parky” the guy who stabs people.
This chap said above is round bellied and full of shit!
Said individual above drives a certain bus around the Bolton area, likes to pick passengers up & speak to them with his “monotone”
I’ve heard this chap is a cling on and likes his friends when they’re naked running round their living rooms in their birthday suits pretending they’re unicorns!
If you like a rumour to get about then get yourself a friend Eddie Keane, no doubt by the end of the day the story would of been twisted many times!
Eddie Keane’s friends Hill & Parky both use him for gossip from their previous work for their own amusement & Keane said gentleman above is that stupid he tells them.
This chap said above is round bellied and full of shit!
Said individual above drives a certain bus around the Bolton area, likes to pick passengers up & speak to them with his “monotone”
I’ve heard this chap is a cling on and likes his friends when they’re naked running round their living rooms in their birthday suits pretending they’re unicorns!
If you like a rumour to get about then get yourself a friend Eddie Keane, no doubt by the end of the day the story would of been twisted many times!
Eddie Keane’s friends Hill & Parky both use him for gossip from their previous work for their own amusement & Keane said gentleman above is that stupid he tells them.
Hey Eddie Keane, what gossip have you got for me today?
Eddie Keane , why is your voice so monotone ?
Eddie Keane , why is your voice so monotone ?
by Keepguessingwhoiambitches October 27, 2021
Get the Eddie Keanemug.