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Eddie Kaspbrak

From the movie IT (2017) played by Jack Dylan Grazer. The smolest bean I love him so much. Has a BITCH MOM named Sonia. Biiiiig hypochondriac. Is absolutely IN LOVE with Richie Tozier (Finn Wolfhard)

Spoilers!!!-

Is also dead (RIP I LOVE YOU WAHHHHH)

We stan Eddie
Jennifer- OH MY GOSH IT'S EDDIE KASPBRAK!!
Ashley- Jennifer, we've seen IT 28 times now.
Jennifer- I know, he's just too cute!
by bigsimpforsydneynovak January 30, 2023
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Eddie System

Ed-Dee-Sys-Tem (noun)
1. A system created in 2010 to help struggling working classmen succeed in the work place

2. A system created to run in a grocery store.

3. An ordered and comprehensive assemblage of facts, principles, doctrines, or the like in a particular field of knowledge or thought: a system of philosophy.

4. A coordinated body of methods or a scheme or plan of procedure; organizational scheme: a system to succeed.

5. Any formulated, regular, or special method or plan of procedure: a system of marking, numbering, or measuring; a winning system at bridge.

6. A system founded by Eddie. It is described as a system to be successful at success.
Ray is running the Eddie System. He has all checkstands open, and is making check out success
by HollywoodSF July 28, 2012
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eddie mason

Eddie is a cute little pumpkin head from anime called "angels of death". He must be protected from all the hate in this world.
Person A: Can I have a cookie?
Person B: No.
Person A: Why?
Person B: It's for Eddie Mason.
by Spooky👀 November 9, 2020
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Eddie Jones

A cute boy who sings amazingly good. Eddie has the deepest voice in the band. He can be weird sometimes but in a funny way! He owns a cat named molesey that is super adorable! Lastly eddie likes to look "classy", especially with his sunglasses.
Me: who's your favorite person out of the202band?
Sister: obviously eddie jones
Me: my favorite is-
Sister: oh my gosh eddie just posted!!!!

Me: nevermind.
by natswords July 20, 2021
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drunk Eddie

An alcoholic of the lowest kind
Did you see that guy crash that 3 year old birthday to get free drinks? Yeah he's definitely a Drunk Eddie!
by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj October 21, 2023
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eddies mother

big restarted ugly ass slut who is nothing more than a thot i mean look out she might fuck you and make a deformed baby
oh shit look at the horizon its eddies mother run bitch ruuuuun
by the worlds most honest guy December 5, 2017
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Classic Eddie

When someone is slow to get the joke, late to the punchline, slow on the uptake etc
"Aw, you just got the joke she cracked three minutes ago, what a classic Eddie"
"Looks like the penny just dropped! Classic Eddie"
by leenabean April 10, 2020
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