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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

A game that has a much better team of developers then Black Ops. A game where you can just play the game. Not have to be pro. Have the ability to quickscope without getting banned some-fucking how. a game when grenades and noob tube were realistic. A game where the guns dont get patched to be even shittier. A game where people can make friends and not have annoying ass trolls pretending they are black and can hack you. Those were the good ol' days.
(Meanwhile, here) ((During MW2)

Player 1: hah! i got him! noscope!

Player 2: ahahahah! nice one man! ah im so glad i dident buy Black Ops!

(Meanwhile, thousands of miles away) ((During Black ops)

Player 1: WHAT THE FUCK?!!? HOW DID HE KILL ME! THAT WAS THROUGH A FUCKING WALL! HE DIDENT EVEN HAVE HARDENED ON! WHAT A FUCK!

Player 2: LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL NOOOOOOOB.

(Meanwhile, a great distance away) During Black ops

Player 1: hey man

Player 2: hey whats up?

Player 3: shut up

Player 1: ? what?

Player 3: shut up Player 1: dude we arent ta Player 3: shut up (and after 5 hours and 232 shut ups later......it was still going on.) this is why Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is better.
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Call of Duty: Black Ops 4

Our Lord and Savior
I just bought Call of Duty: Black Ops 4, and it prevented me from committing suicide.

Call of Duty 4 

Awesome multi-platform game, which was game of the year, and ridiculously popular, even when it was released a while ago. Abbreviated as COD4. Buy it if you don't have it, and fuck Farcry. It's gonna suck.
Josh: Hey, you wanna play some Halo?
Neil: Wtf? You gay? Play Call of Duty 4 you pansy!
Josh:roflcopter!
Neil:Yaeh...
Call of Duty 4 by Jumb4l4y4 February 20, 2009

call of duty 5 

A game coming out christmas of o8 and it will be the greatest game ever

Call of duy 5 World at war

Going back to the WWII theme it is set in he south pacific portion of world war two a battle fought on a small island named Iwo Jima
all i do is pwn call of duty 5.

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 or CoDMN2 will be coming out Monday November 10 2009 in the US. It is an INFINITY WARD game just like Call of Duty 4. It is not Call of Duty 5 Modern Warfare 2. It is CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE 2!!! Not even Call of Duty 6. That's not really right to call it that.
-Hey you gettin Call of Duty 6

-What dont call it that its Modern Warfare 2... Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.

-y should I call it that

-It gonna b such a great game so why don't u just call it the REAL way

Call of Duty 5 

Nonexistent game which people keep mistaking for Call of Duty: World at War.

If anything, Modern Warfare 2 should be named Call of Duty 5, but Infinity Ward decided not to name it that, it's Modern Warfare 2 instead. Therefore, Call of Duty 5 isn't applicable to Modern Warfare to either.

SO, there is no such thing as Call of Duty 5.
Gary: Hey John, wanna pwn some noobs on Call of Duty 5?

John: For the last frickin' time, Gary, there's no such thing as Call of Duty 5!!! It's World at War, or WAW.

Gary: COD5 IS World at War, and who says WAW anyway? Sounds retarded.

John: It's short for WAW, better than saying 5, because THAT's even more retarded. Now just for that, no I will not play WAW with you. Go away.

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Brandon: Hey Marcus, I'm buying COD5 soon.

Marcus: OMG, what is wrong with people?! There's no such thing as Call of Duty 5! WAW isn't 5!!!!!

Brandon: Who said anything about WAW? I'm talking about Call of Duty 5: Modern Warfare 2!!!

Marcus: What?! Oh lord, just get away from me!!!
Call of Duty 5 by Frostbite249 October 29, 2009

submarine duty 

Being forced to work in close quarters or cramped spaces with other people where privacy is unattainable.
I had to work in the San Francisco office last week and it was, like, submarine duty.
submarine duty by mojocracker August 19, 2011
Word of the Day on August 21, 2011