Dusty Omelette

Giving an elderly lady cunnilingus. Whilst doing so you get your tongue up as far as you can as if you were trying to make omelettes out of her remaining ovaries.

I gave my grandma a Dusty Omelette.

by Zodiac Killer 1997 August 15, 2016

Dusty Pink

A vagina that has exceeded 35 years of age.

Happy birthday Belinda welcome to the dusty pink club said Madison, I would still hit it said Josalin.

by The du-de October 04, 2016

Dusty Woodchuck

A Variation of the Dirty Pelican: While fornicating at a Lumber Mill or Cabinet Company, you remove your penis from the womans vagina, roll it in sawdust, re-insert and continue.

Your woman is a freak. The other day she wanted to ride down to the old abandoned mill so I could pull a Dusty Woodchuck on her.

by 5hinebox December 06, 2011

Dusty dick

When you put it in an old lady

Tim: yo I fucked Marge.

Phil: nigga you got that old puss

Tim:she’s only 76
Phil: bro you got dusty dick now. Prolly look like baby powder on that shit.

by Boys ain’t shit April 24, 2018

Dusty Scrote

1. Dry nut sack/scrotum. Lack of Loving.

2. Insult toward a doucher or asshole/ ball to butter.

1. Ah, my lady hasn't been providing me with my tender lovin', now I've got a major case of dusty scrote.

2. Jim: Ah, he's such a ball hog!

Tim: Yeah, he's such a Dusty Scrote!

by Gman GL January 10, 2011

Dusty Regan

A Dusty Regan is when a republican reprehensive expresses his admiration for Roland Regan by digging up his corpse, sucking his dick and then sneezes.

The republicans were all doing the Dusty Regan in last night response to Obama’s speech.

by BrooklynBeerBums February 26, 2009

dusty crophopper

Going from anal to any other hole with feces on your dick

What's a dusty crophopper? .....It's a more expansive ATM.

by ProfBibbo November 28, 2013