Gamer duck bath water

Gamer duck bath water: Inspired by "Gamer Girl" bath water.

When your name is Laziness:" I want gamer duck bath water."

by Anabnormalhumanbeing October 7, 2022

Running a ducky

Running a ducky is a common slang term to mean "running late." It is only ever correctly used in gerund form.

"We've been waiting for 15 minutes! Boy, he's running a ducky."

NOT: "The other day I ran a ducky. The guys were so pissed."

by Missing Goat April 18, 2009

Squeaking the duck

To massage the third limb, usually only practiced on a male although can be practiced on a female under special circumstances.

Synonyms for squeaking the duck are but not limited to:

Wanking
Buffing the Banana
Choking the chicken

by Kevin is my alias May 21, 2009

vacuuming the duck

Doing something mostly useless just because the recipient enjoys it. Inspired by a video of a lady vacuuming her duck.

"I didn't get much work done today, because I was in a meeting, vacuuming the duck from corporate."

by Duck Vaccumer June 12, 2016

Liam the Duck

When a child in his teens named Liam gets booped on the head and is called a duck.

Look, it's Liam the Duck!

by I AM THE INTERNET January 3, 2018

SMALL PP DUCK

It has a small pp and it sucks it’s own pp because it’s lonely

Oh look that small pp duck is sucking it’s pp

by Pp duck October 16, 2019

oh my duck

An expression of sorrow and/or concern for one's pet duck, who has recently come across some great misfortune.

Veterinarian: I'm sorry, Jack, but it looks like your duck won't make it through the night.
Jack: oh my duck.
Veterinarian: Yes, and we have strapped his bill closed to stop his wailing so as to reduce the complaints from the neighbors.
Jack: oh my duck.

by sereklsj April 20, 2021