drunkbear

A God

The owner of Uranium!

by Drunkbear June 25, 2003

drunkles

As in to get your drunkles on. To drink heavily, and fast enough to get very drunk very fast.

I'm gonna get my drunkles on.

by ZC April 21, 2004

Drunken Carpenter

While intoxicated and engaging in the act of vagina intercourse from behind (aka "Doggiestyle"), the penis, while being forcefully moved in and out of the vagina "accidentally" slips out and is subsequently slammed into the anus of the unsuspecting partner.

Pete: Man, last night I was so wasted I accidentally gave Gina the Drunken Carpenter.

Steve: Was she pissed?

Pete: She was when she woke up.

by Morgan Candlelight December 14, 2009

Drunken Liquor Chimp

a black impaired male

a black male who is intoxicated, drunk or hungover

My employee was still drunk from a nite of partying and we needed him on the job immediately...Concerned, I called our office and asked....Is the "drunken liquor chimp" ready yet?

by Boom48 March 17, 2011

drunken slur

A statement that is garbled and doesn't make very much sense

(bob) i have to go water the sink
(sam) shut your drunken slur

by xMackieProx May 9, 2011

drunken pussy

When a girl gets so drunk she is willing to have sex with anyone and not even think twice about it

Man Amanda was so gone, I got me some drunken pussy!

by CHARLESPSCENE September 24, 2013

drunker than a funker

a man that is more drunk and a man that is high on weed.

damn that bitch is drunker than a funker

by Ryan Winkler October 29, 2003