Dork Weed

One who has reached a certain level of stupidity that is beyond recognition.
Can be used a simple insult such as "dork" or "idiot".

2. Want to go run on Thriftways roof tonight?
1. No
2. Why?
1. Because I don’t want to get caught!

Next day:
2. I got caught
1. You are such a dork weed.

Dork Weed by Erin Kommer October 11, 2006

dork-o-tron

A sad, feeble, lame, and pathetic insult usually coming from a homosexual who cannot think of a better insult.

Aaron:I would rather go to a "rendezvous" then be a "dork-o-tron".

dork-o-tron by {SWF}fa11en July 18, 2006

dork factory

A person or group that you judge, jokingly or uh not, to be dorks. As if to say the person or group just came off the manufacturing line of a company that makes dorks. See dork.

If you are reading this you are officially dork factory.

Whoever defined this is totes dork factory.

dork factory by Alex and Joe P. October 30, 2007

Dork Master

One who has honed their specific area of dorkishness to a high art. All dorks within their own sphere of dorkishness (short wave radio, star wars collectibles, etc.) bow to their supreme dork powers.

Man, I thought I was a comic book geek, but that guy has like 5000 comics in his basement - he is the total Dork Master of comicbookdom.

Dork Master by Jack1234 January 18, 2006

Dork Diaries 

A cringy and crappy knockoff and girly version of Diary Of A Wimpy Kid. About a girl who is more of a dip shit than Greg Heffley. There is also a page in one of the books where they do gen z trends to get kids attention, trust me you don't want to know what it is. So yeah don't read this book and read DOAWK instead.

Ben Dover: I love reading Dork Diaries!
Moe Lester: Are you fucking serious, imagine reading a dowak ripoff kek.

Dork Diaries by Cheesejuicelolxd June 4, 2022

Dork dick 

A penis with an awkward bend.

"Hey, Andy, how did your date go?"
"Not so great. She took one look at my dork dick and left."

Dork dick by Jorbecca June 22, 2016

Dork-off

When two or more people who possess similar passionate tastes in various hobbies, areas of study and other pursuits deemed "dorky" or "nerdy" engage in a non-sanctioned competition wherein the winner is crowned by their superior knowledge in said category.

We had a total dork-off while discussing trilobites and animal bones at the gem and mineral show.

Dork-off by Skulldogman February 7, 2017