1. Someone who does silly things, but the things they do are usually stupid, funny, or cute.
2. A whale's penis.
2. A whale's penis.
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Dork (11:11:11 PM): OMG!! its 111111!!!
Person (11:11:19 PM): Haha. You dork. :
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I'm not going to make an example for this one...=b
Dork (11:11:11 PM): OMG!! its 111111!!!
Person (11:11:19 PM): Haha. You dork. :
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I'm not going to make an example for this one...=b
by chyo name January 4, 2009
Get the dork mug.A dork is someone who is looked down upon by the "cool crowd" when in reality the dorks are the real "cool crowd." Dorks are good people who are intelligent, witty, play video games Final Fantasy!, and they tend to be engineers.
Because I am an engineer major, I accept that I am a dork and I will be around dorks for the rest of my life.
by L-diddy May 14, 2004
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Officially coined by twistedbabydoll:
College dorm residents who participates in every single one of those cheesy dorm activities that Resident Assistants put together in order for hall residents to bond, gearing more towards Freshman. Some of the cheesy activities may include BINGO nights, board game tournaments, makeshift soccer teams, hall movie nights (held in the lobby for all the residents to come down in their jammy jams and watch a film), ice cream socials, meetings on how to bond in harmony with other hall residents, Halloween costume contests--basically activities fit for little children. Dorm dorks may also take up a position in the hall staff. Dorm dorks are usually upperclassmen who are holier-than-thou, trying all they can not to at least have a sip of beer because they are afraid a sip of beer will lead them into life of crime; Freshman are dorm dorks in training.
Dorm dorks are annoying and tend to nag other hall residents who chose not to participate in hall activities or make dorm room friends, therefore, they automatically think that student is depressed, suicidal, or schizophrenic when in reality, the student may just not be interested and might have friends outside the dorm.
The worst dorm dorks have got to be RA's or Resident Assistants.
College dorm residents who participates in every single one of those cheesy dorm activities that Resident Assistants put together in order for hall residents to bond, gearing more towards Freshman. Some of the cheesy activities may include BINGO nights, board game tournaments, makeshift soccer teams, hall movie nights (held in the lobby for all the residents to come down in their jammy jams and watch a film), ice cream socials, meetings on how to bond in harmony with other hall residents, Halloween costume contests--basically activities fit for little children. Dorm dorks may also take up a position in the hall staff. Dorm dorks are usually upperclassmen who are holier-than-thou, trying all they can not to at least have a sip of beer because they are afraid a sip of beer will lead them into life of crime; Freshman are dorm dorks in training.
Dorm dorks are annoying and tend to nag other hall residents who chose not to participate in hall activities or make dorm room friends, therefore, they automatically think that student is depressed, suicidal, or schizophrenic when in reality, the student may just not be interested and might have friends outside the dorm.
The worst dorm dorks have got to be RA's or Resident Assistants.
Susie: Hey Jessica? Ayana? There's gonna be a tie-dye/hot dog party downstairs in the lobby at seven o'clock. I already got three pair of socks, an old T-shirt and a hat to tie-dye! You guys wanna come?
Jessica: No.
Ayana: Hell, no.
Susie: You guys are gonna so miss out!
Ayana: My mom tie-dyes. I can do it at home.
Susie: But you don't understand! Everyone's gonna be there! You guys never do anything in the dorm! I mean, c'mon. There's gonna be hot dogs and everything. And you can make new friends!
Jessica: Why do you thrive off of those cheesy, Kindergarten activities? We're not missing anything.
Susie: You guys are so not cool! You're gonna miss the hot dogs! And tie-dying is like, so exciting. You guys never do dorm activities. You two must be depressed. What a way to miss out on all the fun! (Susie storms out)
Ayana: Susie is such a dorm dork.
Jessica: She so needs a life outside the dorm building.
Jessica: No.
Ayana: Hell, no.
Susie: You guys are gonna so miss out!
Ayana: My mom tie-dyes. I can do it at home.
Susie: But you don't understand! Everyone's gonna be there! You guys never do anything in the dorm! I mean, c'mon. There's gonna be hot dogs and everything. And you can make new friends!
Jessica: Why do you thrive off of those cheesy, Kindergarten activities? We're not missing anything.
Susie: You guys are so not cool! You're gonna miss the hot dogs! And tie-dying is like, so exciting. You guys never do dorm activities. You two must be depressed. What a way to miss out on all the fun! (Susie storms out)
Ayana: Susie is such a dorm dork.
Jessica: She so needs a life outside the dorm building.
by twistedbabydoll August 22, 2007
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by Sirofthedorks June 23, 2020
Get the dork mug.Guy 1: "Did you hear? Cole gave Shirley a Polish Doorknob!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she's never forgiven him."
Guy 2: "Yeah, she's never forgiven him."
by Goochmaestro July 4, 2012
Get the Polish Doorknob mug.A few months ago, Eric Weinstein came up with the phrase 'Incellectual Dork Web' to describe this eclectic mix of people from Sam Harris to Ben Shapiro to Eric Weinstein to Jordan Petersen, who are figuring out ways to have the important and often dangerous conversations that are completely ignored by the mainstream.
"Meet the Renegades of the Incellectual Dork Web
An alliance of heretics is making an end run around the mainstream conversation. Should we be listening?"
"No."
An alliance of heretics is making an end run around the mainstream conversation. Should we be listening?"
"No."
by Alex Jay 111 June 6, 2018
Get the The Incellectual Dork Web mug.someone who is imature and a bit of a nerd but is likeable and funny all the same. unless your a complete chav who thinks everyone who isnt as solid as you should be twatted.
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a whales nob. as the rather funny picture above points out.
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a whales nob. as the rather funny picture above points out.
Chandler off friends or seth off the oc. i cant give examples of real people cos i dont know all the dorks you know. that picture is making me lol myself stupid.
by your having a harris November 10, 2006
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