Dockers oyster

Lumpy mucous excreted from the lungs whilst coughing. Apparently, dockers had rather a lot, and were never likely to be able to afford the real thing!

After spitting.. 'there goes another dockers oyster'

by Matt Haggis January 12, 2009

Docking

The act of a vulnerable young adult named Fonzie sliding his eager meat sword into the throbbing uncircumcised a member of a slightly older burly and rugged man named Darren

I accidentally stumbled upon Fonzie and Darren passionately docking in the filter room right next to a box of 20x20x2 pleats

by Tood Skinner July 5, 2019

Space Docking

The act of buggering somone else, often of the same sex with a frozen turd.

Baz: Hey rastall do you wanna go space docking later?
Will: You bet! scrum down!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

cock docking

the act of covering another man's penis with his foreskin. It is a strictly cock-to-cock act where at least one uncut penis is required. Those who can participate in this act are men and hermaphrodites. Being gay or homosexual is not required, though it can make the act much more satisfactory.

Circumcised Guy: Hey, uncut guy, wanna try cock docking?

Uncircumcised Guy: No way faggot, I don't stoop to your God-defying ways!

Circumcised Guy: Come on! It'll be fun and stuff.

Uncircumcised Guy: No thanks, I'll only do it with another uncut guy. And besides, I keep lot of cheese in my dick.

by Deddie Makaca July 22, 2009

Dry Docking

1) The act of Motor Boating a flat chested girl
2) The opposite of Motor Boating.

"That girl is so flat there is no possiblilty of Motor Boating her!". "Yeah, I know, it's more like Dry Docking".

by raw88 May 21, 2011

Space-Docking

is where one man puts is dick inside another mans forskin.

i love space-docking when im just about to blow my load

by martindisorder March 1, 2009

Dock o’clock

When you have either a dick appointment to attend or are surrounded by people who are being dicks.

I’ll see you soon, it’s dock o’clock ;)

by Xlot February 10, 2018