When a girl is sucking your dick and when she’s about to swallow your cum you punch her and the jugular and when she try’s to speak it sounds like yoda
by Egreenberg11 March 19, 2019

by Vh14 April 14, 2020

by st3psis January 20, 2021

Dude last night I was fuckin this chick and I had nothin left in the tank so I dirty dijoned all over her face
by Dijonhunter123 April 8, 2017

The one who sixty nines his girlfriend and she falls of the bed and gets a bruise on her elbow...
Love ur podcast hehe
Love ur podcast hehe
by am i even real tho May 26, 2020

by R.I.D February 23, 2014

The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.
Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.
by Tuncy Sloblock April 30, 2014
