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The female version of a man's "Spank Bank". A "Spank Bank" is a list compiled by the spanker who he uses to visualize during his self pleasure sessions. When a women is ready for some alone time she'll go to her "Diddler's List" while she is diddling herself.
Example No. 1:
Sally Mae woke up horny one morning and started diddling herself. She went to her "Diddler's List" and thought of the muscular trashman she saw earlier in the week.
Example No. 2:
Sally Mae was watching the movie "The Princess Bride" and her clit started to throb at the site of "Andre the Giant". She instantly added him to her "Diddler's List".
Sally Mae woke up horny one morning and started diddling herself. She went to her "Diddler's List" and thought of the muscular trashman she saw earlier in the week.
Example No. 2:
Sally Mae was watching the movie "The Princess Bride" and her clit started to throb at the site of "Andre the Giant". She instantly added him to her "Diddler's List".
by Joseph Shirley February 2, 2008
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Guy 1: That tradesman overcharged me for the wall he built for me
Guy 2: By how much???
Guy 1: £2000
Guy 2: You've been diddled mate
Guy 2: By how much???
Guy 1: £2000
Guy 2: You've been diddled mate
by morgjones13 November 12, 2015
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Wife - "Hey honey, want to go hi ho diddly?"
Husband - "Sure, what is it?"
Wife - "Ill show you..."
Rrrrrrrrrrip...
Husband - "AAAAAAAAAAUUURGH!"
Husband - "Sure, what is it?"
Wife - "Ill show you..."
Rrrrrrrrrrip...
Husband - "AAAAAAAAAAUUURGH!"
by El Taka June 20, 2008
Get the hi ho diddly mug.A person who enjoys touching others' penises, usually by tickling with the tips of the fingers or by "twerking" the butt on it.
(Noun) That guy S. Bailey is a huge dong-diddler.
(Verb) S. Bailey dong-diddles with his special friends.
(Verb) S. Bailey dong-diddles with his special friends.
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