The act of inserting an umbrella up someones rectal passage, then opening it, usually ripping their ass apart.
Wife - "Hey honey, want to go hi ho diddly?"

Husband - "Sure, what is it?"

Wife - "Ill show you..."

Rrrrrrrrrrip...

Husband - "AAAAAAAAAAUUURGH!"
by El Taka June 20, 2008
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