just desserts

what is coming to them; what "they" deserve

She ran over my cat, but got her just desserts when she was hit by a bus.

by Flavor Britt June 12, 2006

Dress your salad

When you ejaculate sperm onto the area around someone's anus.

1. Girl, your ass is so fine I wanna dress your salad.

2. We were having buttsex and he came around my ass, he screamed "Dress your salad!"

by Murderous Apple January 20, 2010

peasents, why are you dressed for war?

what Liu bei says at Chengdu in Dynasty Warriors 4. (The best game ever)

"Pesants, why are you dressed for war?" said Liu Bei right before you kick his ass

by Andy March 17, 2004

canadian dessert

Attractive girl in a skirt!

Alexandra is looking pretty sexy in that denim skirt.....Hell Yea babay!

by NANA HAZELSTUFF April 6, 2005

dessert party

An orgy involving one man and several women.

Oh, you misunderstood. Now I see why you invited your mom to the dessert party.

by Doctor Fuzzy October 15, 2011

dress like a slut day

Halloween. That blessed day that occurs once a year when every young woman knows she can get away with dressing just as sluttily as she wants. Characterized by drunken parties, slutty costumes, fishnet pantyhose and lots of tipsy girls lurching around in hoochie heels they obviously don't know how to walk in. Thank you, American costume industry!

I fucking love Dress Like A Slut Day! You get candy and dick all at the same time!

Dress Like a Slut Day is awesome! You hang out at the bars with all the drunk Nightshift Nurses, Slutty Schoolgirls, French Maids, and Naughty Cops tottering around in their slutlettos. Then you pick one up and bang her!

Dress Like A Slut Day lets me dress the way I wish I could every day...

by qizznipper October 20, 2013

Djesse

The name of four legendary albums and the very definition of our king Jacob Collier. It even sounds like his initials. The song is basically about his experience with being a genius. Like seriously, just look at these lyrics, “And the world outside never seems to make a sound so he lives inside his world full of majesty.” He is too good for this world. In fact, he may not even be human. He is probably a god. Our god Djesse.

Djesse has a sky like a merry-go-round

by Yo fairy gremlin November 23, 2021