coloured commonwealth cousin

A term used in the UK to signify a black person

"theres John, hes one dull coloured commonwealth cousin"

by Ste Crayston November 1, 2006

eskimo second-cousins

two people who find out they have masturbated to the same person

"Dude I just jacked off to Tori Black, she is so fucking hot.

Dude...me too.

No way...we're eskimo second-cousins!"

by kgodwins August 1, 2011

Cousin Skeeter

A white guy with a jew fro that looks mexican.

Friend 1: im gonna call you cousin skeeter from now on....
Friend 2: do i want to know why?
Friend 1: its because you're mexican and have a jew fro.
Friend 3: is Chris around?
Friend 1: Nope just Cousin Skeeter and I.

by Mr.Whippy6969 April 28, 2009

Booger Eating Cousin Fucker

A hillbilly or white trash type person. One who engages in eating boogers and fucking their cousin

The Clampets were a bunch of Booger eating cousin fuckers.

by Filthy Chavez October 18, 2007

Crouse

the act of doing some sort of intercourse.

"I cant believe that J-Love just croused her."

"Are Chris and Jordan crousing upstairs?"

"You wanna crouse?"

by BrosephSmith December 1, 2009

Clouse

A clouse is someone, who tries to be funny and alright but is an absolute wanker. They use there pass times sticking their dick in a vaccum and raping sheep.

Fuck you , you fucking clouse..

Chevy palmer is the biggest clouse alive!

by maxw177 June 14, 2010

cousin fucker

michael horsey

hey, i'd do them too mike

by kc clark June 8, 2004