crytisha

a mom who is cool

damn that bitch crytisha cool af

by coloncancerrocks July 2, 2024

Crisisrollaphobia

The irrational, yet deeply relatable fear that the remaining toilet paper won’t be enough to finish the job — especially when it’s too late to turn back.
A condition that strikes in moments of vulnerability, often accompanied by cold sweats, regret, and intense calculation of remaining square footage.

“Bro, I was at my friend’s place, mid-squat, and realized there was just one sad sheet left… total crisisrollaphobia hit me.”

by Irakli Dolidze July 16, 2025

crisising

To plan or conspire to create a crisis/chaos to some end.

Tonight at the prom lets do some crisising and make them lose their shit.

by lone_wolf32 May 6, 2025

Mythril Crisis

Founded by CaptainMC, ShatteredMagi, and Anidrin. No one knows their reals names. The name was chosen after the recent absence of mythril. The three have ventured to many worlds and met many people to help them. Only a few have stayed along . Among them are ColeBVL and Sovairu.

The Mythril Crisis have traveled to Phaeton, Kettemoor, Vana'diel, and Azeroth.

by Caydiem January 24, 2005

energy crisis

An energy crisis is the noticeable price increase of energy resources. It usually refers to the shortage of oil. It can also refer to a shortage of electricity or other natural resources.

Barack Obama is working with the E.E.R.E. to help soften the blow of the energy crisis.

-or-

More terrifying that terrorists: the energy crisis.

by BeckerBoy87 April 22, 2009

midyear crisis

occurs when midterms occur, the semester ends, all your friends come home from college and you're stuck with a huge amount of work.

A: dude, wanna chill this weekend and smoke up some dank headies?

B: naw dude, i have to study for my math exam. It's midyear crisis, you know.

by hug me January 12, 2010

MidClub Crisis

A midclub crisis can be described as a mini mid life crisis that occurs specifically in a nightclub. It is when one is at a club and at one stage during the night they have a mini panic attack and realize either that they are too old to enjoy themselves or they no longer fit in with this crowd. It differs from a mid life crisis as it is not age specific but most commonly occurs in a transitional period in one's life ie, last semester of college. the effects may be heightened by other outer conditions such as a club deciding to play teenie bopper music such as justin bieber.

bill: "hey man you alright, crap music right?"

Ted:"no man its not that, its just all of it, i'm past all these excellent aventures and stuck up young girls, i'm heading to an indie bar man"
Bill:"dude bummer, total midclub crisis"

another example would be mike the situation's mini meltdown in a club at the end of jersey shore season 2

by Aidsbomb March 14, 2011