"Simple Crunchy" people tend to politically lean right, eat organics and gluten-free, garden, recycle, use natural health and beauty products, and buy environmentally safe cleaning products. They do all without a lot of fuss.
While the Smiths like parts of the crunch lifestyle, they aren't into the drama of all the neo-hippie and hipster scenes. They are simple crunchy and live a fairly normal lifestyle.
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Ex. Damn son, I woke up feeling so crunchy this morning.
Ex. That chick be look'n so hella crunchy. I bet she was tryna get all boojie last night. Ya feel?!
Ex. That chick be look'n so hella crunchy. I bet she was tryna get all boojie last night. Ya feel?!
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That's super crunchyyy!!
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