Crunchy Quality

Bad quality in video or picture. The quality is quite pixelated and the audio is awful too.
Friend 1: Bro look at this video
Friend 2: bruh I cant see or hear a think the quality is too crunchy.
Friend 1: …what?
Friend 2: This is crunchy quality dude.
by CramptyZ May 31, 2022
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Crunchy Butt Custard

1. Dried poop particles stuck to the anal hair. Similar to dingle berries but not quite as chunky, more of a nice crunchy glaze.

2. Also Known as an E-Cig flavor joke to mess with people with its rather repulsing sound. The flavor doesn't taste like ass, its actually composed of CRUNCHY cinnamon, BUTTerscotch, and vanilla CUSTARD.
1. "Man I've been walking all funny cause the dump I took this morning left me with some crunch butt custard"
2. "DUDE IS THAT A VAPE!?!? WHAT FLAVOR???" "Crunchy Butt Custard"
by Yung Down Syndrome July 15, 2015
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crunchy fireball

Had some crunchy fireball with your mom last night and cried after
by The fireguy December 20, 2017
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crunchy grape

when you put a grape up your ass and eat it after
Damn Cole, those crunchy grapes you gave me were amazing!
by daddddillydilly February 06, 2018
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crunchy grape

when you stick a grape up your anus and eat it afterwards
Damn David! Those crunchy grapes last night were delicious!
by daddddillydilly February 06, 2018
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jumped on a crunchie

To horrifically break ones leg. To the point it looked like flakes of honeycomb, similar to a crushed Crunchie chocolate bar.
You see Steve after he rolled that quad? His leg looked like someone had jumped on a Crunchie.
by LZ-Bix December 09, 2018
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Crunchie

Describes any fictional anthropomorphic arthropods or bugs in media, AKA bug furries. This includes bugs wearing clothes, standing upright, or displaying any human features, typically seen in animated film. Sometimes displayed in pornographic manners by less savory people...
“Dude have you seen A Bug’s Life yet? The crunchies in there looked so rad.”

“Ew no, why would I be into that.”
by FIREBUG_05 April 10, 2021
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