Butt Crunk

Gay sex in prison.

OJ and his cellmate are going to have many years of getting butt crunk together.

by mackerel daddy January 22, 2011

Captain Crunch

Demonic cereal that makes you shit rainbows.

KJ: Wanna grab sum Captain Crunch Berries?
Tyrone: Fuck nah! Last time I ate dat shit, mah asshole exploded!

by Bird Gang 😦 October 9, 2017

Crunk Driving

When your driving sober, but you pretend to drive like your drunk/under the influence of drugs.

Eli: "Dude your swerving the car on this straight road!"
Orion: "Don't worry he is just Crunk Driving."

by Oshla December 9, 2010

Crunting

Term for cricket
Hunting

Lets ask Braden how his Crunting went last week!

It’s crunting season bois

by Hahakeepemup October 22, 2019

Brandon Crunk

A teenage boy who has no respect for those close to him -because that's keepin it CRUNK. (His real last name is Crunk, shocking -I know).

You- "I love you."
Brandon Crunk- "Let's be friends."

by JasonDavis March 28, 2009

Malachi Crunch

A wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.

"Oh my god, did you hear?! Paulyo was on his vespa riding between two cars on Pine St when he was full on Malachi Crunch(ed). He survived -- his bike's mirrors, not so much!"

by PookieBear123 November 16, 2018

quarter to crunk

quarter to crunk is the time right before the party begins.

YO Will, what time is it?

Quarter to crunk!

by zrat May 25, 2006