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Peaching off crumbs

After an individual takes a very satisfying shit on the toilet, it is essential for them to wipe. If you begin walking after taking a shit and a few pieces of shit or "muddy water" fall or drip down your leg you are by defintion "peaching off crumbs."
O shit, look at that girl, she obviously did not finish wiping her ass, because she is peaching off crumbs!
by the drips April 30, 2009
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the amount of crumbs you left

The amount of crumbs you left after you were rude to that person!
by clzdio December 8, 2020
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Crumb down

The feeling of guilt after you eat a whole pack of biscuits (or cookies) in one sitting.
I was only going to have one cookie but I couldn’t stop. All I have left is crumbs and guilt. I’m on a crumb down
by Jmeadows1992 October 28, 2023
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Poo-Poo Crumbs

Tristan....
Tristan is Poo-Poo Crumbs
Bro you can't even wipe correctly, You got Poo-Poo Crumbs out the wazoo
by OhMyFFMGod January 13, 2023
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crumb-bum

Old American hobo slang, derogatory for a fellow hobo of really bad character.

The word "bum" is old hobo jargon for a hobo who don't do any honest work for his food and shelter, and as a such is poisoning the towns and communities for hobos with well intention.
"crumbs" is hobo slang for lice, which is something you for obvious reasons don't want to catch, especially if you are a hobo with enough concerns already in regards to everyday survival.

When the two traits are combined you get a character you certainly don't want to be a travel companion with, A person who will leech off your efforts and only give you a head-lice infection in return.
-Cigarette in Emperor of the North was a crumb-bum he just tagged along with A No. 1 and was of no help when it counted.

-Don't be such a crumb-bum take a shower and get a job!

-The modern elite are crumb-bums, living off the spoils of a once rich society they fail to maintain.
by Danmark July 9, 2023
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Crumb cockai

The act of crumbling up cookies, ejaculating all over the crumbs, and putting it on a girls face
Did you hear about Jessica
Yea Bryan crumb cockaied all over her face
by Crumb cockai June 7, 2024
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Crumbing

Someone not finishing a question but still asking it.
-Dude, @Cuptwost just tweeted "why do people"
-Yeah I know, she is crumbing again
by Bakanos May 27, 2021
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