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Peaching off crumbs

After an individual takes a very satisfying shit on the toilet, it is essential for them to wipe. If you begin walking after taking a shit and a few pieces of shit or "muddy water" fall or drip down your leg you are by defintion "peaching off crumbs."
O shit, look at that girl, she obviously did not finish wiping her ass, because she is peaching off crumbs!
by the drips April 30, 2009
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the amount of crumbs you left

The amount of crumbs you left after you were rude to that person!
by clzdio December 8, 2020
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light crumb

A piece of writing that has met the standards of publication, yet is without literary merit.
"His last book was entertaining, but it was too light crumb compared to his earlier work."
by Camposito October 6, 2009
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Crumb Crevasse

Is an anatomical dip in the area of the hand equidistant between the thumb and the index finger, but closer to the wrist, where one may, or may not perform the insufflation of Bread Burmps.
Hugo Ball emptied the remainder of his vial on his crumb crevasse, so he could burmp without using a bill
by AnarchoFeministCommissionofBee December 26, 2009
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crumbed

When someone sneezes crumbs at you
dude1: *sneezes*
dude2: Dude you crumbed me right in the face!
by Maimz November 3, 2009
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crumb

a dirty person, someone who gets around, overall worst people in the world. king or queen crumbs are the top of the line, they are the worst of the worst.
Steve was the King Crumb.
by notQUEEN June 16, 2010
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crumb freeze

When one reams own ass with finger then scrubs anothers gums with the same, then crumb encrusted finger.
Even after he fired me, he still wanted me to clean up the mess so, of course, I dealt him a crumb freeze.
by Messy Hillman August 21, 2007
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