Canine Crotch

a disease causing a person's genitals to smell like dog breath.
Man that guy's genitals smell terrible, he must have canine crotch.
by Bisland March 26, 2010
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Crotch Cot

Brief type underwear for which the crotch is kept secure.
Crotch cots can be boxer briefs, tighty whiteys, or thongs.
by lovenin November 15, 2010
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synchronized crotches

when your getting it on & you're both really into it & its just raw, hard pounding w/out anyone missing a beat
we had that synchronized crotches thing going on this morning & i came so hard i couldn't even see!
by phat pussy4u August 23, 2010
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Crotch Grog

Bear brewed with female crotch yeast.
The crotch grog tasted slightly like the ocean.
by DarkRoses October 07, 2012
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Crotch Christians

A subset of Christianity whose main test of other peoples' piety is where they put their genitals.
The Crotch Christians are protesting gays in the military.
by Mebegebo October 22, 2012
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Crotch frosting

Noun,
when you glaze a woman up like a fresh donut with your load.
dude 1: hey how was your night last night with Amy?
Dude 2: oh man, I glaze her up good and left her covered in crotch frosting like a krispy kreme
by spank master flex December 07, 2012
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Crotch Worm

The friendly male organ that desires to burrow deep in a females worm hole.
Hank: "Hey Did you just fall from heaven cause I...uh...you...hey check out my crotch worm."

Sherah: "Whoo hoo lets go"
by Hank T June 14, 2009
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