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synchronized crotches

when your getting it on & you're both really into it & its just raw, hard pounding w/out anyone missing a beat
we had that synchronized crotches thing going on this morning & i came so hard i couldn't even see!
by phat pussy4u August 23, 2010
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Crotch-waddle

(usu past tense) slang v. term used to describe any time when one's roommate is having sexual intercourse in one's room and one is sitting in one's hallway leaning on one's door when suddenly the sex-ee (I.e. Random club guy) opens the door which makes one fall back just in time to see the sex-ee pulling up their pants to run out the door,
Lindsay: So I was listening to my jams in the hallway when my room mate screamed, and some guy crotch-waddled me.

Fezz: Mmm, salty...
by Fezzum February 26, 2011
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crotch soup

eating, or licking of the vagina while wet or releasing fluids.
by wassuppthenn August 23, 2011
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Crotch-sheltering

Used in some circles, mainly among stoners as The act of clumsily holding things between your thighs in close proximity to your crotch and trying not to drop them, while both you're hands are pre-occupied, usually with a bong and a lighter or a bag of Tostitos. This is fairly common when ones too high to understand that maybe the table next to them or even simply the floor is a more logical means of security for breakable items. When ones too stoned to remember that they're crotch-sheltering anything at all, or that they even put anything between their legs in the first place, this may result in something either crushing or dropping. That is how you break a bong. OR it can be used to call out someone either hogging the bong and not using it, or a bag of chips without eating it, while holding these things between their thighs.
Person 1: *finished bong hit* "person 2, I have the munchies, toss me the chips"
Person 2: *tosses person 1 the chips*
Person 1: *starts muching away on the chips and places bong in between legs without using it*

Person 2: "person 1, I want a hit where's the bong?"
Person 1: "I don't know" *too stoned obviously at this point* *spends 20 minutes looking around the room for the bong*

Person 2:"you idiot, youre crotch-sheltering it!"
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chewbacca crotch

An unusually hairy genital area. On men so hairy that it can shroud a small to medium sized penis. oOn women so hairy that it obscures the ability to find the flesh crack.
Carrie is hot, but when we we got down to business she surprised me with chronic chewbacca crotch. It was so thick I couldnt find the pussyhole or the ass.
by walterc February 9, 2015
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Crotch Cot

Brief type underwear for which the crotch is kept secure.
Crotch cots can be boxer briefs, tighty whiteys, or thongs.
by lovenin November 19, 2010
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lumber crotch

a whore, because she always has wood in her.
what a whore.
yeah, she's a lumber crotch.
by prettypinkprincess<3 March 14, 2011
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