Skip to main content

crock

1. nonsence, hogwash, bilge, absolute bull, a waste of time and/or money, a sham. It's bogus - totally. Sometimes referred to as a "crock of crap" or a "crock of shit".

2. a container, such as a pot or kettle. This type of vessel is often used for cooking or washing or concocting or mixing.

3. brand name for a certain type of electric cooking pot that will cook delicious meals for during the day while you are occupied with other things. Just stir the food up every once in a while. Versatility and technology together!
1. You call yourself a Christ-i-an. I think you're a hypocrite. You call yourself a patriot. Well I say you're a crock of shit. - Mick Jagger

Take THAT, neo-cons!

2. Bubble bubble toil and trouble. The three witches in MacBeth are stirring up their gunk in a steaming crock.

3. Phillip's suculent pot roast dinner was waiting for him in the Crock Pot when he came home from work.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 26, 2010
mugGet the crock mug.

Betty Crocker

To make prepackaged baked goods.


Use of this term is meant to replace the word "bake". It acknowledges the absence of baking skills so no one confuses literacy with talent.

Can be used with products of other names.
I Betty Crockered some muffins last night.

I'm going to Betty Crocker a cake tonight, want a piece?
by Seriously this is ridiculous February 4, 2009
mugGet the Betty Crocker mug.

Angry Crocodile

When a man ejaculates deep at the bottom of a womans throat, this causes the woman immense anger and frusration resulting in her biting down hard on the base of the mans penis
She's a bit of an angry crocodile, wont be going near her again for a while
by SThomson March 9, 2009
mugGet the Angry Crocodile mug.

Crocs

Bitch you might as well be wearin crocs cuz you aint gettin laid mah ba
by BIDDIEMOBILE July 23, 2014
mugGet the Crocs mug.

country crock

In a way similar to the anonymous character's of the infamous butter commercials who communicate using two fingers, two finger swipe your girlfriend's (or boyfriend's) butt, just enough to obtain some butt butter, then jam your fingers into their nostrils.
I am going to country crock your ass!

You got country crocked.

Jack just gave his girlfriend Jill the old country crock!!!
by Dirty Jon March 5, 2011
mugGet the country crock mug.

lightsabre, crocodile, mime

A humorous variation of Paper, Scissors, Stone.
The light sabre beats the crocodile which beats the mime, which beats the LS.
Hand otions are as follows: LS- typical Star Wars, with optional 'vwoom'-vwoom' sounds.
Crocodile: Clap with the hands together at the wrists.
Mime: the 'hands against the piece of glass' pose.

Of course, these follow the P,P,S maraca introduction.
Hey Eric, fancy a game of Lightsabre, Crocodile,Mime?

Yeah, OK.
by Oscar Cheesecake March 7, 2004
mugGet the lightsabre, crocodile, mime mug.

Crocodile

Refers to when you go down on a woman and if you're good, from her vantage point you look like a crocodile because all she can see are your eyes.
Also, "Playing Crocodile", "Want to play Crocodile"

"Hey we haven't played Crocodile in a while honey, why don't you head down to my swamp and eat some fish".
by Hessier November 21, 2010
mugGet the Crocodile mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email