Crooked

It is a person who suffers from a crooked or tilted head.

Yugant Joshi who is crooked

by My Boy Joe January 24, 2011

Chris Crocker

The New Christ a.k.a. The coolest video blogger alive. This dude not only has fabulous hair and millions of fans for you to be jealous of, but he is SMART and fashionable. He's a loyal Britney fan. So there. Be jealous. Go down some haterade and be a fattie. Chris Crocker will still pwn.

C: Omg, did you see the new Chris Crocker video?

C: YEA! HE IS AWESOME! I love his hairflip! Betch please!

by CALL ME, CHRIS October 3, 2007

Crocked

Crazy rocked. To be totally destroyed or completely owned.

Dude, I crocked my elbow so madcore style.

by B420 April 18, 2006

Betty Crocker

Something/someplace lacking real skill, ability or knowledge. Rookie-ish, Green, noob, amatuerish.

-This place is Betty Crocker.. Couldnt even get my drinks right!

-That team was Betty Crocker... couldnt even pass the ball!

-Its not Iron Chef.. Its Betty Crocker!

by MG1 June 21, 2006

croaked over

to die, to pass away, to leave this world

little boy: my goldfish croaked over and is floating upside down.

by RustyB October 5, 2007

Croaked Pussy

Vagina that has been battered and brused with artificial objects such as a remote or lamp. Objects man made and not intended for insertion into the vagina, then used in an aggressive manner resulting in Croaked pussy

Becky got drunk this weekend and sent a video of her croaked pussy to all her contacts. How embarrasing...

by wutwazthat January 7, 2015

crooked K

KaZaA / Sharman networks. Basically because they allow users to break copyright laws, yet defend their own rights. And the KaZaA logo looks like a crooked K.
Or it can refer to the hidden malware featured in KaZaA: Altnet.

Shit. The crooked K got Klite removed from google.
Altnet? huh? So that's why my PC barely works anymore.

by Vulture July 29, 2004