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when you drive like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder 

Slang. Adjective. Whenever you’re driving too fast just like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder. It’s going to be very sudden and violent.
Look at that accident! Yeah I see. What caused it? When you drive like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder. It’s going to be very sudden and violent.
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snow crash 

snow n.... 2.a. Anything resembling snow. b The white specs on a television screen resulting from weak reception.

crash v.... --intr....5. To fail suddenly, as a business or an economy.

--The American Heritage Dictionary

virus.... L. virus slimy liquid, poison, offensive odour or taste. 1. Venum, such as is emitted by a poisonous animal. 2. Path a. A morbid priciple or poisonous substance produced in the body as a result of some disease, esp. one capable of being introduced into other persons or animals by inoculations or otherwise and of developing the same disease in them....3.fig. A moral or intellectual poison, or poisonous influence.
--The Oxford English Dictionary
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Book by Neal Stephenson - My favorite techno-thriller.
also see 1984
When they get closer to the overpass, it becomes a lost cause trying to drive at all, the thrashers are so thick and numerous. It's like putting on crampons and trying to walk through a room full of puppies. They have to nose their way along, tapping the horn, flashing the lights.
-- Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash
snow crash by GiD March 13, 2004

captain crash 

To 'go down with the ship' when crashing a bicycle, skateboard, tricycle, etc.
My little boy captain crashed his trike but did all he could to land the jump.
When you see a. Hella sexy person while u driving n (BAM SLAM) CAR CRASH
Daammm you see a sexy person next thang you know (Bam Slam) ur in a (CAR CRASH.)
Car Crash by JustKeepSwimminDots. October 11, 2019

Jack and Crash 

The act of falling asleep or passing out right after jackin' off. Along with this,your cock is hanging out and you have dried semen all over your hand and chest.
After the drunk dude got home he jerked off and crashed on the couch. His Dad came home and busted the dude with his boxers pulled down to his ankels and ball batter all over his hands chest and hair, and drool running down his chin..
It's very humiliating to get busted if you Jack and Crash
Jack and Crash by T- Bass February 16, 2009

The Crash Crew

A select group of positively amazing people who were brought together fatefully by being friends and then later getting involved in an unfortunate car crash.

The members include:
Arex
B-rad
Hunt
Kayeeh
MES.
Nolander.
1 - "Woah, who were those awesome kids who just drove past in that blue mustang?"
2 - "Oh, that was the Crash Crew"
1 - "Fuckin right!"
The Crash Crew by The Double C's January 17, 2009

hate crash 

The act of crashing someone's party that you hate as a passive aggressive act.
A girl two doors down from me is having a party and she didn't invite me, I might just have to hate crash.
hate crash by EJVR January 27, 2015