Crab Crediting

Crab crediting is the act of trading crab (or other expensive meals and delicacies) for sexual favors.

"I heard Dave is a sugar daddy."
"Nah, he just does a lot of crab crediting to get what he wants."
"Oh, well, I guess a girl has to eat!"

"Jane, you stupid filthy slut, I heard you've been crab crediting at the local Red Lobster again."
"Hey, a girl has to eat!"

by Dire_is_dire August 27, 2023

Credit dump chump

Somebody who uses a credit card as a debit card would normally be used in order to accrue cash-back benefits. However, they're chumps...

That guy has so much debt he must be a credit dump chump.

by TheRealAOC February 4, 2021

Credit Card Slot

A human female Vagina

Her credit card slot was so tight

by Mosher kid February 6, 2021

credit card boner

When you put a straw in the tip of your penis hole and insert it into a girls uterus and ejaculate through the straw.

Hey man don’t drink from that straw. That’s my credit card boner straw

by ConnorP696969 February 18, 2021

Mushroom Credit

Taking credit for something you didn't do that naturally occurred.

🧑"See that mushroom that's in my backyard? I grew that."

👩"I think it grew overnight and you are just taking mushroom credit."

by Kirby420 March 16, 2021

after credits

when you poopoo your pants a little after pulling up your pants after poopooing in the bathroom

Oop! After credits! I was only in the bathroom like 5 minutes ago.

by poopoomanthatsme April 16, 2021

credit edit

A rare phenomina where somebody realizes they're wrong on social media and in an attempt to maintain a healthy moral compass, they give credit to someone for being righton social media by editing their post.

I gave a credit edit to Alejandra when she corrected me for being wrong about that news article yesterday.

by Machiaelli♤ July 12, 2022