Crab crediting is the act of trading crab (or other expensive meals and delicacies) for sexual favors.
"I heard Dave is a sugar daddy."
"Nah, he just does a lot of crab crediting to get what he wants."
"Oh, well, I guess a girl has to eat!"
"Jane, you stupid filthy slut, I heard you've been crab crediting at the local Red Lobster again."
"Hey, a girl has to eat!"
"Nah, he just does a lot of crab crediting to get what he wants."
"Oh, well, I guess a girl has to eat!"
"Jane, you stupid filthy slut, I heard you've been crab crediting at the local Red Lobster again."
"Hey, a girl has to eat!"
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Get the after credits mug.A rare phenomina where somebody realizes they're wrong on social media and in an attempt to maintain a healthy moral compass, they give credit to someone for being righton social media by editing their post.
I gave a credit edit to Alejandra when she corrected me for being wrong about that news article yesterday.
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