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Counter-Dibs

John: "Dibs on that piece of pizza"
Emily: "What? No! Counter-Dibs!"
by GoodLuckHaveBatman April 15, 2011
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Counter Cocked

You (a man) take off your pants to show off your goods. She responds by showing hers. Uh-oh. Looks like she's not a she at all, and it's bigger than yours. Guess what? You just got counter cocked.
Jimmy knew he was about to have a long night when she lifted her skirt and counter cocked him by a multiple of three.
by Mo_Shift_Fo October 16, 2016
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Counter facial

When you Try to give a woman a facial but she catches the spunk in her mouth and spits it in your face instead.
Fuck sake bro I was gonna cum on her fave but she did a counter facial
by SpasticWanker June 23, 2019
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Counterous

Counterous is a word that can be use once you'd see a person countering something that is right or correct.
its the combination between COUNTER and CANCEROUS so its called COUNTEROUS.
countering is like your disagreeing to a persons says,etc, while cancerous means your a useless person
example/definitions

(the person is disagreeing to the right thing)
GUY: when you and your family eat you need to atleast talk so you can help each other
GAY: Nope when your eating with your family you dont need to speak or to talk because its bad even your mouth is not full
GUY: How come ? its not bad because its a communication to a family
GAY: NO its still wrong because its bad for us to speak when were eating with our family
KID: Your so dumb thats why anybody doesn't like you
GAY: Your wrong i have friends and lot of supporters who supports or love me
KID/GUY:Whatever!! Your Counterous
by John Alexis Pascual October 2, 2019
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counter doxxing

When you dox someone who dox you or your friends
Person1: Man do I hate counter doxxing

Person2: Then don’t dox any one
by Jumping pluto January 20, 2021
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Countdown Daddy

An ugly frail waste of space that ends up hated by anyone they meet.
If they don’t bore you to death first with their incessant bragging or pathetic displays of masculinity.
That bloke Damien is an absolute Countdown Daddy isn’t he?
by Rachie Rhi Rhi March 28, 2021
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counter attack fart

When you’re going down on your girl and she farts in your mouth. Suck in the fart. Go back up to kiss her and once your mouth is on hers blow the coochie poof back into her mouth. Now you’re in control.
She tried to hit me with the coochie poof. So I counter attack farted in her mouth.
by This Dude 101 May 16, 2021
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