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Pink Cottage Cheese

Pink Cottage Cheese is a name for a "cottage cheese" like substance that flows out of a woman's vagina after an ovarian cyst bursts. This is sometimes induced by rough sex or stimulation such as fingering or oral sex.
"I was going down on this chick when suddenly she filled my mouth with some her own Pink Cottage Cheese."
by SconnieJoe January 25, 2016
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pink cotton candy

forgot to shave and this damn pink cotton candy happened
by pixxiestixx June 24, 2016
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bobbin for cotton

while performing oral sex on a girl you begin to lick her and realize there is a white string and you end up pulling out her tampon with your mouth as if you were bobbin for an apple...
i hooked up with this chick the other night and went bobbin for cotton...
by George Merkel December 20, 2008
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Cotton Condom

Using a sock (or similar article of clothing) as a way to prevent a spillage of seed. Used exclusively with masturbating males whom create quite the mess.
"John used a cotton condom the other day so he didn't get cum all over his new sheets."
by The_Big_Man98 March 28, 2009
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Dong Cottage

An informal greeting used in the Western Hemisphere by mainly English speaking people. Adapted from the North Korean response to a miltary command, "dong ko taj."

Additionally, a modest edifice for male genitals.
Teddy: Dong cottage!
Patrick: Dong cottage. How are you?
Teddy: I'm alright. I'm trying to finish my novel. I'll tell you what, I've been spending more time writing than Anne Frank spent on that shitty journal.
Patrick: Yeah, it has taken you a lot longer to write that novel than it took those guys to write the screenplay for that movie about John Hurt, "The Hurt Locker."
by Mr. St. Clair August 21, 2009
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Cottontail

Someone unused to being naked outdoors. Used by nudists to denote people uninitiated, or recently inititated, to nudism. From the untanned color of such a person's posterior.
Not wanting people to think he was a cottontail, he spent time on the sunbed to get rid of his tanlines.
by Thaddeus Hamilcar Murphy September 6, 2008
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cotton-picking

A reference to slavery. Used as an adjective.
You must be out of your cotton-picking mind.
by Rob Kelley May 24, 2008
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