Cooper Starbucks

Cooper Starbucks is a boy with a little pepperoni in his pants. Who likes to play the mouth fiddler diddler diddle until he stains his shorts

Hey Cooper Starbucks want to get a coffee?
Cooper Starbucks: Can I get a ch ch ch ch ch ch
Employee: Fucking spit it out shit head

by BigZinmypants July 13, 2022

Floop the cooper

When you have to re-adjust your junk in public.

My dick kept getting stuck to my leg so I had to "floop the cooper".

by Angreebrackjuan March 5, 2019

chase cooper

1) sexy, handsome

2)intelligent but major procrastinator on everything

3) loves to sleep
4) kind and has a big heart! Loves to give supries

5)great in bed and knows what he is doing in the subject ;)
6)red hair green eyes and tall
7) works hard

8)you know the second you see him you like him
9) when he has a girl he treats her exactly how a girl should be treated

10)loves to have fun and party

Oh my god did you see chase Cooper last weekend

by Daddy'sgirl May 14, 2015

Charlie Cooper

some cunt who wants to fly planes.

hey look, it's Charlie Cooper, that cunt who wants to fly planes.

by HorusOwl August 12, 2021

Cooper Crowell

a GOD

kelly: what religion do you believe in?
me: COOPER CROWELLISM

by mirror cat January 11, 2021

cooper is gay

he is very gay and likes to suck dick and a bit to much

yes he is gay
cooper is gay:he is gay

by robotmode567 August 24, 2020

Cooper O'brien

Cooper O'brien is a long-bearded man with a pointy chin. Some say the sight of his chin is worth a thousand gold. Many poachers come for his chin, even coming so far as to take photo's, but Cooper O'brien is especially skilled in blocking all attacks.

Mama told me if I lied to her, my chin would grow like a Cooper O'brien, and a poacher would come for my chin.

by Jason with a C July 20, 2023