MLIA Commenter

A ruthless bunch of people who's sole purpose is to rip apart stories, and idiots with poor grammar. It tends to be a very private tribe who is slow to accept outsiders. It's safe to assume all the males in the tribe are well hung and the females are bound to the kitchen.

n00b: LOL. i voted for this: your cafeteria ladies are stupid, more stupider than my cafeteria ladies. LOL.
MLIA Commenters:
Could they even be a stupid as you? Nah, probably not.
You're so stupid.
GTFO

by thatmsufan December 17, 2010

cum on command

Achieving orgasm by means of hypnotic suggestion see:hypnosex or through sexual domination and repeated training to voice or hand signal stimuli until climax is induced.

She will cum on command for me; she's a well trained sexual submissive/slave!

by EroticTist May 13, 2008

Commando Shite

When you have to go to the loo where no discernable wc is available, usually performed anywhere outside ..

Fred was driving down the B6 when the tortoise started poking his head out of the shell, pulling over to the side of the road he went into the trees to have a commando shite, and when finished he wiped his arse with the leaves from the trees!!

by Horatio saint-john smythe September 1, 2009

commando pantsing

when you pants someone, and their underwear/boxers gets pulled down. usually happens because underwear/boxer is very lose and baggy.

or can happen when you pants someone who's going commando at the moment.

Joe commando pantsed Jake by accident. Jake shouldn't have have worn such baggy boxers. commando pantsing can be very unexpected and dangerously embarrassing.

by xX random_person Xx July 6, 2014

Rainbow Commando

A gay nudist

Went down to the naked beach at Unicorn Cove and saw a

rainbow commando frolicking in the surf.

by CheVolay November 3, 2009

Shirt Commando

When you wear a sweatshirt, cardigan, jacket or other outwear without wearing a shirt underneath.

Jonah was too lazy to get dressed properly, so he went shirt commando.

by Jonecky December 13, 2010

Chopper Command

Chopper command:
When a Man with a LARGE penis firmly grasp the bottom of his shaft and begins to rotate his penis in a helicopter type fashion while saying chopper command coming in for landing...

Usually used to incite a Blow job but has no designated landing location.

A improperly operated chopper command Can result in a mushroom bruise or lose of vision....

Men with Tiny penises CAN NOT perform a successful chopper command and will crash and burn upon attempt.

(if your penis fits in only one hand DO NOT attempt a chopper command)

TOP DOG Walked Into the bedroom with his huge penis firmly in hand and said.

Ter Chopper Command coming in for a landing.

(Ter:) All Clear For landing proceed to entry port one for decreasing.O-:

by The Real TOP DOG TD.... February 27, 2011