comfort puppy

When a guy tries to get with a girl who already has a boyfriend in a shaky relationship decides to help work things out (aka breaking up with the guy). He'll help break up and become the greatest friend in the girl's eyes and give her comfort and in an adorable way.

Oh Patrick, you Comfort Puppy you! We know you're jealous.

by JonasTHEPickHELL July 13, 2017

Comfortable Killer

A killer who is oblivious to the fact (or not) that they are killing/harming something or someone is someway.

Look at all the garbage people leave around, polluting the ocean and ground for our future kids and animals.. Such comfortable killers.

by OneComfortableKiller September 4, 2010

Comfort Thot

The comfort thot, unlike their common counterparts, have an emotional depth that is often used to support their social circle whilst still being an absolute show pony.
A bit like golden retrievers they aren't the brightest, but they mean well. Often falling into the profession of Emotional Support Thot.

Ethan: Why is there a thot here?

Roy: Excuse me, that's the comfort thot. Says wholesome things and flirts with everyone at the same time

by Wild_Daz April 23, 2021

Comfort Orgasm

The nonsexual type of orgasm that occurs whenever you place your body in a certain position, causing a great deal of extreme comfort.

Yeah, I slept so well last night cause I had like so many Comfort Orgasms dude!

by TheGreenBowtie November 30, 2017

culture comfort

When someone, usually a hipster at a food truck or a barista changes their greeting to one that they think sounds more culturally relative to the customer.

White guy steps up to the counter
White Server: "Hello sir how can I help you?"
Black guy steps up.
White Server: "Whassup man"
Black guy: "Don't culture comfort me, treat me with the respect and dignity I deserve"

by Tokenship June 24, 2021

comfort cracker

When being racist towards white people,but in a nice way ;)

Duncan is my favorite comfort cracker

by OkamiKori April 28, 2022

comfort-porn clothes

Clothes you only wear around the house when you are alone. Clothes you wouldn't be caught dead in if anyone was around.

When Matt showed up unexpected last week I was in my comfort-porn clothes, my hair was a disaster, and my mascara was smudged all over my face. No wonder he hasn't called.

by Senorita Chalupa April 13, 2016