A wad of folded toilet paper placed in between the arse cheeks at the height of the anus, in order to prevent 'seepage' and subsequent staining of one's underwear especially after heavy farting.
'Well children, I hope you all enjoyed your bean curry, now before we proceed to a dessert of prunes and apricot juice, would you please ensure that all chuffbumpkins are firmly in place'
by ant December 5, 2007
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Get the cheffie mug.See this is a rather complex matter. There is to the extent of my knowledge there are three definitions for chaffe.
1. There is the literal term for chaffe which is a rash induced my skin rubbing skin generally in the area of the crotch and or buttocks.
2. There is also a definition used interjenctionally as an irritation. Ususally caused by a broke friend.
3. Also when the night is in full swing and you couldn't be happier...That state of euphoria can also be described the final definition of chaffe.
1. There is the literal term for chaffe which is a rash induced my skin rubbing skin generally in the area of the crotch and or buttocks.
2. There is also a definition used interjenctionally as an irritation. Ususally caused by a broke friend.
3. Also when the night is in full swing and you couldn't be happier...That state of euphoria can also be described the final definition of chaffe.
1. The Heart is willing But The Ass Is Chaffed.
2. Man I told you twice I am not going To spot you a twenty, my lord dude you chaffe my ass.
3. I've already recieved my tax return man I'm Chaffed.
2. Man I told you twice I am not going To spot you a twenty, my lord dude you chaffe my ass.
3. I've already recieved my tax return man I'm Chaffed.
by Johnny Fenton January 26, 2008
Get the chaffe mug.the state of relaxing casually with one or more partners in a social manner. especially effective when the members of the party are named emily and or/adam. however a good glen can be a welcome compliment to a "chaff" on occasion.
by Adam Bevan December 13, 2008
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Worn with only a thong underneath. Good for looking at tits.
Worn with only a thong underneath. Good for looking at tits.
by hi January 18, 2004
Get the chiffon mug.1. Possessive of dusty or dry nature, esp. in reference to airborne particulate matter.
2. Describing the curiously perverted feeling derived from reading the kind of United States history textbooks whose authors fail to recognize their sacred patriotism for the pitifully misplaced tribalism it actually is.
2. Describing the curiously perverted feeling derived from reading the kind of United States history textbooks whose authors fail to recognize their sacred patriotism for the pitifully misplaced tribalism it actually is.
1. Walking the southwest road out from Detroit, destined for Gary, I breathed shallow gulps of chuffly, tortured air and gagged on my terminal misfortune.
2. As a child I suffered through many chuffly evenings pondering such blisteringly dull questions as 'was the Civil War fought primarily on economic grounds, or were humanitarian concerns a significant factor?'
2. As a child I suffered through many chuffly evenings pondering such blisteringly dull questions as 'was the Civil War fought primarily on economic grounds, or were humanitarian concerns a significant factor?'
by snaab May 15, 2005
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Zero understanding about the context.
Zero understanding about the context.
Jeff: "I bought a shed yesterday because i couldn't be bothered with a green house."
Sally: "What on earth do you mean?"
Jeff: "I'm not sure myself but i need something in the garden to put my garden tools in, and maybe the car if i'm lucky. Or even i could make it a games room."
Sally: "Stop chuffling Jeff and drink your tea i made you 3 hours ago!"
Sally: "What on earth do you mean?"
Jeff: "I'm not sure myself but i need something in the garden to put my garden tools in, and maybe the car if i'm lucky. Or even i could make it a games room."
Sally: "Stop chuffling Jeff and drink your tea i made you 3 hours ago!"
by Fat Jock April 6, 2009
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