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chuffbumpkin

A wad of folded toilet paper placed in between the arse cheeks at the height of the anus, in order to prevent 'seepage' and subsequent staining of one's underwear especially after heavy farting.
'Well children, I hope you all enjoyed your bean curry, now before we proceed to a dessert of prunes and apricot juice, would you please ensure that all chuffbumpkins are firmly in place'
by ant December 5, 2007
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cheffie

lord of the underworld, prince of darkness, pure evil... satan on a good day
Cheffie tore out my intestines and cooked them for the class.
by team anus November 11, 2003
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chaffe

See this is a rather complex matter. There is to the extent of my knowledge there are three definitions for chaffe.

1. There is the literal term for chaffe which is a rash induced my skin rubbing skin generally in the area of the crotch and or buttocks.

2. There is also a definition used interjenctionally as an irritation. Ususally caused by a broke friend.

3. Also when the night is in full swing and you couldn't be happier...That state of euphoria can also be described the final definition of chaffe.
1. The Heart is willing But The Ass Is Chaffed.

2. Man I told you twice I am not going To spot you a twenty, my lord dude you chaffe my ass.

3. I've already recieved my tax return man I'm Chaffed.
by Johnny Fenton January 26, 2008
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chaffing

the state of relaxing casually with one or more partners in a social manner. especially effective when the members of the party are named emily and or/adam. however a good glen can be a welcome compliment to a "chaff" on occasion.
"Chaff off"
"Chaff yourself"
"Motherchaffer"
"."
"Neigh"
"Chaffing man for life"
by Adam Bevan December 13, 2008
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chiffon

Sexy gown that girls wear before they are about to get laid.
Worn with only a thong underneath. Good for looking at tits.
good for people wo do not have enough time for sex, but want to see a girl naked
by hi January 18, 2004
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chuffly

1. Possessive of dusty or dry nature, esp. in reference to airborne particulate matter.

2. Describing the curiously perverted feeling derived from reading the kind of United States history textbooks whose authors fail to recognize their sacred patriotism for the pitifully misplaced tribalism it actually is.
1. Walking the southwest road out from Detroit, destined for Gary, I breathed shallow gulps of chuffly, tortured air and gagged on my terminal misfortune.

2. As a child I suffered through many chuffly evenings pondering such blisteringly dull questions as 'was the Civil War fought primarily on economic grounds, or were humanitarian concerns a significant factor?'
by snaab May 15, 2005
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Chuffling

Talking complete bollocks and rambling on when your completely sober.

Zero understanding about the context.
Jeff: "I bought a shed yesterday because i couldn't be bothered with a green house."

Sally: "What on earth do you mean?"

Jeff: "I'm not sure myself but i need something in the garden to put my garden tools in, and maybe the car if i'm lucky. Or even i could make it a games room."

Sally: "Stop chuffling Jeff and drink your tea i made you 3 hours ago!"
by Fat Jock April 6, 2009
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