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Chocolate snackpak

When you have to frantically shit so you duck behind a dumpster and blow it against the wall. It launches outward and explodes against the wall running down like a chocolate snackpak.
I got sick at that party and left a chocolate snackpak in the guest bathtub for someone else to find.
by Commando man November 28, 2019
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Chocolate shit coockies

You go into someone’s house while they’re away, take a shit on a cookie sheet throw it into the oven and set it to broil and leave.
Hope the neighbors like chocolate shit coockies.
by Skunk knuckles May 5, 2020
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Chocolate Spaghetti

When you use a dick to fuck someone in there bum bum when they have to poo, and when they are about to cum pee out your poo noodle in their mouth.

Further more you can upgrade to the "Chocolate Spaghetti with Tomato Sauce" in which the penis owner dips into a menstruating giney before feeding the aforementioned poo noodle to its victim.
I saw Shanna clenching uncomfortably during our only refried beans dinner and knew it was time to give her the ole Chocolate Spaghetti... Maybe if I'm lucky we can get blessed with a Chocolate Spaghetti with Tomato Sauce... Such a treat!
by Hawk.Marquardt September 18, 2020
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Chocolate Glizzy

When you put a glizzy inside your girls butt and slurp it out
"Ayo me and my girl preformed the chocolate glizzy."
by sept1c_slice December 18, 2020
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chocolate croissant

The act of French kissing ("frenching", "tonguing", "pipe cleaning", "artery scraping") a rectum by penetration of the anus.

Thr croissant, as opposed to a French baguette or any other carbohydrate, is used as an homage to the traditional lubricant: butter.

This is not to be confused with the "Danish breakfast," eating breakfast foods out of an asscrack.
That chocolate croissant last night was so indulgent that I was dripping butter and chocolate into the next day.
by Anal Patisserie December 26, 2020
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Chocolate Voice

When ones voice clogs up in the throat. Mostly after eating a large amount of chocolate.
Girl 1 - 'Pass me the salt please?'
Girl 2 - 'jdgbkjbf'
Girl 1 - 'Hohoho, someone has chocolate voice!'
by libandkat August 17, 2011
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chocolate layered cake

the act of b-hole fucking a bitch and nutting in her rectal cavity, then proceeding to shit in her loose b-hole on top of her shit and the nut. then topping the delicious treat with a substance of your choice, preferably whipped cream.
chadd gave sam the biggest chocolate layered cake last night while paul video taped and added the final topping.
by grant leon October 18, 2007
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