Dick Chase

When a job you worked hard on turns up to yield no results.

When something you worked hard on or hoped for does not come to be.

"I spent hours last night looking for my phone."

"Did you find it?"

"No, it was a total Dick Chase."

by the hungry child May 21, 2013

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Chasing squirrels

The lack or inability to have any attention span whatsoever.

I bet little Billy learned nothing in today's school lesson, boy looked as if he was chasing squirrels the whole time.

by christian luyando March 15, 2019

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A sexual position - When you’re balls deep in another man and you squish your balls together in a mangled mess while playing Mariah Carey’s “All I want for Christmas is you.” Full effect obtained if you’re yelling, “You’re gonna have to be faster than that!” While eating chocolate fudge from a popsicle stick.

Last night, he gave me a Chase Craddock. My butthole is on fire and my balls feel like they got smashed by a Mack truck.

by Leroyalltheway December 16, 2019

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Chedda Chase

A menace on the field. An absolute stud. The guy who steals your girl, your sister, and your mother accidentally. He throws round bails for fun and is the man you want to be.

Straight male: Chedda Chase stole my girl! I’m not even mad, he makes me horny too

by Ace McNasty April 30, 2023

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