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if someone is insinuating that you know about their specific situation ... however the person you are speaking with has no clue ...

this phrase was invented 10/24/2016
I was born in cuba ... dont you know what ...

"i did not know that ... i dont know your life, i dont pour your cereal"
by Jewgene October 24, 2017
mugGet the i dont know your life, i dont pour your cerealmug.
The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk ๐Ÿ˜ค
Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
by Urmommia June 29, 2023
mugGet the I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milkmug.

hard rock cereal

Replacement term used for a spontaneous event or action.
I went to the bar and I got hard rock cereal slammed!
by whatinfucksname October 14, 2023
mugGet the hard rock cerealmug.

Oti cereal

A delicious food (to some) usually served with yoghurt
Gracie: "my two favourite things are finnleys dick and oti cereal!"
by Finnking October 16, 2022
mugGet the Oti cerealmug.

cereal bowled

When you eat cereal out of a girls vagina
Me: Can I borrow some milk?
Friend: Yea why?
Me: This girl is about to get cereal bowled.
by Morganhas September 12, 2016
mugGet the cereal bowledmug.

Clapton Crunch cereal

A peanut-buttery kiddie-favorite breakfast-food dat's endorsed by da famous "Great Eric" music man.
Just because Clapton Crunch cereal is enthusiastically touted by having da Great Eric "singing da praise" for it, this does not automatically mean dat it's truly a healthy food for humans... I would still wanna check da ingredients before I started gleefully shoveling huge spoonfuls of it into my mouth!
by QuacksO June 26, 2020
mugGet the Clapton Crunch cerealmug.

eat cereal

by nutsandoats April 23, 2023
mugGet the eat cerealmug.

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