Castle

Aka Lloyd Philips
Aka Tomtum

A sock puppet who de-ramps investments (pathetically) to buy low.

Trolls bulletin boards 24/7, 7 days a week and has no life.
A lowlife scum, keyboard warrior who fakes being wheelchair bound to lure his prey.

Hey man, she said "no!"... don't be a "castle" and risk jail time.
Guys, we'd better buy more of this stock as castle is commenting on it!

by GenuineInvestor July 12, 2022

Asshole castle

My sisters cats castle

My sisters cat lives in his asshole castle

by The jewicorn February 25, 2017

Inflatable Castle

A bouncing inflatable trampoline house pumped by blowers, leave an entrance at one side, others are closed with inflatable walls and mesh netting. Generally for kids to bounce and jump. It is also called bounce house, bouncy castle and bouncer.

I wanna start an inflatable castle rental business around my area.

by ChannalInflatables July 21, 2016

castling

Purposely using ones position in management or authority to create and keep a sphere of influence / power, and control to resist change or relinquish power. Regardless of the mission / vision of the organization or it's purpose.

Jesus Christ we cannot get anything changed in the organization because Susan's castling behavior.

by Pimptastic L Tickle August 12, 2025

Castling

Inspired by the Chess move of the same name, Castling is a form of equivalent exchange. Castling is when someone gives something of value/does a favor for someone else, with the soul purpose being that that person will then owe them something of value/some sort of favor at anytime in the future.

"I just gave you a Coke, that's called castling. Law of equivalent exchange. Now you have to name your first born after me."

by Xx_Currently_Castling_xX September 28, 2021

the white castle syndrome

When you’re drunk or High (or both) and you go to White Castle at 2-4 in the morning that is when white castle taste the best and can cure any ailments related to alcohol or drugs.

“ hey let go to white castle after bar hopping, get the white castle syndrome going”

by mini_baby_butterflies June 8, 2024

Barnard-castling

Getting caught out by your partner for using outlandish excuses.

Totally caught Ben Barnard-castling last night when he tried to bluff his way out of why he didn’t have dinner ready. His excuse was downright pathetic!

by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020