castle-retard

A person who is addicted in elden ring night rein casttle in the middle of the map. Please for the love of god stop going there

Definition :
Yo, look at this castle-retard!
Perchance this is another castle-retard?!

by f89hwa e0ihubafsdu September 17, 2025

Fortinbras storming the castle

When you write a literature essay and you only watched the movie.

-So, what was your favourite scene in Hamlet?
-Oh, definitely Fortinbras storming the castle.

by _Leopold_ March 9, 2020

Asshole castle

My sisters cats castle

My sisters cat lives in his asshole castle

by The jewicorn February 25, 2017

Castle

Aka Lloyd Philips
Aka Tomtum

A sock puppet who de-ramps investments (pathetically) to buy low.

Trolls bulletin boards 24/7, 7 days a week and has no life.
A lowlife scum, keyboard warrior who fakes being wheelchair bound to lure his prey.

Hey man, she said "no!"... don't be a "castle" and risk jail time.
Guys, we'd better buy more of this stock as castle is commenting on it!

by GenuineInvestor July 12, 2022

new castle cunt

New castle cunt

When you are from new castle pa you become a new castle cunt or a drug addict or a cunt drug addict

New castle cunt.

My mother in law is such a cunt!

Is she from new castle?

Yep she's a castle cunt !

by stretch nutzz December 21, 2016

Kazunya Castle

The best location to drop in any Battle Royale game. Only the real gamers drops here to defend the Kazunya lord.

Human being: "Hey let's drop Kazunya Castle!"
Other being: "Hell yeah!"

by Mathpro April 13, 2022

Rear Castle Union

An anagram for "anal intercourse" that just happens to sound like the name of a fancy chess move

^ I like to yell "checkmate" after I'm done giving my gal the ol' Rear Castle Union
> Oh, I bet she loves that, huh? *smirk*
^ No, but I pay her phone bill every month. She loves that. So she indulges me...

by thurb April 28, 2024