Shopping Cart Theory

An everyday test over morality and responsibilty over the simple task of returning a shopping cart after unloading groceries. You aren't forced by the law to return it, you won't get any punishment for not returning it, you won't get rewarded for doing it, it doesn't take a lot of time or effort to return it, but it is the right thing to do and it organises the parking lot and makes it easier for the next people to use the shopping cart. Most people should be able to return it unless they are in a hurry. Ultimately, it's a test to see if people can do the right thing without being forced or rewarded.

"You're just gonna leave that cart there?"
"Yeah."
"You failed the shopping cart theory."
"What the hell are you talking about?"

by ItsRonny January 7, 2025

Mine Cart

When a man masterbates on his bed and rolled to his side and finishes on the ground.

John is going to Mine Cart tonight and clean it up tomorrow.

by 11x September 30, 2023

shopping-cart sidle

Refers to da "lift 'n' shift" grocery-wagon maneuver dat you utilize when making room for another customer if da aisle is too narrow/crowded to simply roll da trolley forwards/backwards outta da way; da action involves forcibly lifting up on da cart's handle to raise da fixed-forward rear wheels off da floor, and then muscling da cart sideways on its front swivel-wheels.

Anyone of average strength/agility can master da shopping-cart sidle fairly easily; da problem is if da cart is heavily loaded down wif merchandise, in which case trying to heave da back of da cart upwards can be much more difficult.

by QuacksO January 3, 2020

Joe Rogan DMT Cart

A vape pen with DMT that will make you trip maddd balls.

“Nigga must be smoking that Joe Rogan DMT cart again.”

by Markus Jahad June 17, 2024

Cart

The wet fart you experience post anal sex, only when your partner ejaculates inside of you.

“Dude, I just had the wettest fart because my boyfriend came in me last night.”

“Do you mean cart?”

“I’m sorry?”

“Sounds a lot better than cum-fart, right?”

“I guess… “

by Diego_Ramos4446 July 10, 2022

Cart deficiency

When your local kroger can't get carts because costomers steal them and make the store so busy that there's no carts in the lot either.

Man this lot is so cart deficient today! Cart deficiency I'm telling you.

by Renegade125 January 25, 2018

the gate doesn't close before the cart is full

When Jonny Brown is so gullable that he thinks that it means something -From James

Wow, Jonny brown doesnt know that the gate doesn't close before the cart is full. He only knows that he succeeded in putting his arm around Nina (the girl he likes)

by Prankjonny.com November 18, 2017