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canoe juice

The liquid at the bottom of a canoe
bruh why is there so much canoe juice at the bottom of this boat
by nigger123412 January 17, 2019
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Pantene Poo Canoe

Beautiful silky hair straight from a Pantene shampoo commercial, so long that it flows down to her anus and grants its admirer the ability to insert his silky and throbbing appendage in to her tight back passage.
Wow look at the long hair on that bird. I’d give her the Pantene poo canoe!
by We are Budju May 11, 2024
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skin canoeing

Skin Canoeing is the act of stretching out either a scrotum sack or foreskin into a shape that can hold a liquid, ideally alcoholic, and then wonder around a party offering guests a sip.
Sarah was impressed how Barry had been skin canoeing for so long and been so attentive to all of his guests...
by CreepyRob June 5, 2023
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sofia cano

Sofia Cano seems really shy but once you get to meet her she is one of the best people you'll meet in your lifetime she is a very kind and sweet person she does not tolerate any kind of meanness especially with her friends. When she's in school and in class with her friends she will be a little crazy and out of her mind but she is truly the kindest and sweetest she will always make sure to include everyone even if she doesn't like she is truly the most beautiful girl with clear skin perfect hair and a nice personality. She truly is the best person you'll meet in your life time and sometimes she will be a little crazy and awkward but she truly is the best friend you'll ever have if you ever meet a sofia cano make sure to never let her go she is truly amazing
by Sabrina1234 May 17, 2023
mugGet the sofia canomug.

Screw Canoe

A situation involving more than one person that is screwed from the start.
"I knew this was a screw canoe going down shit creek from the start"
by Kinty The Cat March 19, 2014
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concrete canoe

When using talcum powder and it drys like cement in your ass crack.
Man I had some bad swamp ass. throw powder back there and now I've got a concrete canoe.
by Hay there, that guy December 16, 2022
mugGet the concrete canoemug.

ethan cano

That guy Ethan cano is a boss
by Big black bald man December 22, 2020
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