muff-capping

Like cock-blocking but for girls.

"Did she get to go out with that guy"
"No her friend's an expert at muff-capping"

by crispyrolls93 December 3, 2014

Brown calfing

Needing to take a shit so badly that the poop is peeking out of your butt.

Traffic was so slow that by the time I got home and into the bathroom, I was brown calfing.

by Aviatrixx July 22, 2015

outlet camping

When your phones gonna die so you camp out by the charger outlet all night.

My phone was at 10% and I was in an insta fight with some chic so I grabbed a blanked and went outlet camping

by Unicorn.heart.KissMyAssFanGirl August 21, 2015

Cunt-Camping

1. Women committing inconsiderate acts in public that piss most considerate normal people the fuck off, as a result of a complete willful lack of self-awareness

2. The uncontrollable urge to start an argument or "take a stand" against anything said by a man, regardless of truthfulness

See that chick over there cunt-camping and taking up 3 seats on the bus with all her crap

by Beach Bum Dill June 19, 2017

desert camping

When you earn a DUI weekend and have to do the three day jail weekend, you tell your boss you are desert camping.

Me: Hey I can't come in this Saturday.

Him: Why not?
Me: I have a desert camping weekend scheduled before I took this job.

by Monica Kiryakov January 24, 2018

Bottle capping

Opening a bottle of alcoholic beverage using your vagina

I caught my wife bottle capping my beer.

by Wanker1982 January 28, 2018

Crowd Capping

A big data approach to sports handicapping. The system tracks the outliers in the crowd that are out performing or under prorming the expected mean, and tracks these outliers back down or back up to the mean.

Crowd Capping is changing the way sports handicappers look at the business of sports betting.

by 499football.com June 12, 2018