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burns the carpet

A person who walks quickly without picking up their feet.
'Gee, will you look at Zoran walking to the printing machine, that guy really burns the carpet.'
by ShowBag April 24, 2009
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thats a burn

A exclamatory phrase uttered when something degrading or embarassing or shitty happens
"dude i heard nascar did it with an 11 year old"

"oh shit man thats a burn"

"on the 11 year old or on nascar?"
by Orville the impaler June 23, 2008
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First burn

Is a diss track that will only occur when you cheat on your partner. In which he/she will multiply and make a diss track that slaps harder than your mom
Eliza Scyhler (Hamilton) : kids we have burnt ham for dinner
Alexander Hamilton : d-dear???

Us viewers : omg im going to cry (because of first burn)
by Lemmon December 4, 2020
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Whore-burn

1. A witty retort or remark about a whore, using the term whore, or implying that someone or something is exhibiting whore like behavior. More often used to describe a generalized remark but can also be used to imply that an individual is a whore.

2. A minor epidermal burn caused by a whore touching you too vigorously.
1. Halloween is just an excuse for girls to dress up like whores. I thought the point of Halloween was to be something you’re not. OOOOOH. Whore-burn.

2. Justin: "Dude where did you get that rash?"
Peter: "Some girl gave me a whore-burn when I was at the party."
by Syphen March 16, 2009
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Burning Finger

When someone fingers another with one or more STD's, their finger is now burning with STD's
Hey, Brad has a burning finger from Mariah.
by austine315 November 6, 2016
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taint burn

The firey sensation upon standing up and realizing that your jeans have ignited a small fire beneath your balls.
"Dude, could you get me some chips?"
"Sure man!" (stands up)

AAAAAAAH TAINT BURN!!!!! >:(
by jeff66888888888 January 11, 2011
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burning the tip

When you try to fuck a freshly baked pie or other good and you burn the tip of your penis.
Chad: "Hey bro, want me check the temperature of this pie?"
Brett: "Yeah dude!"

Chad: "Alright I'm gonna put my dick in it."
Brett: "Nah bro, you're gonna end up burning the tip"
by titsdeep November 27, 2016
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