Crush burger

Forcing sex on a man smaller than yourself.

Being the largest inmate Ben had his pick of the prisoners when he wanted to crush burger.

by azz044 February 8, 2010

Lan-Burger

1. A burger consisting of lettuce, ketchup/mayo, some pickles and a barbecued penis.

2. An offensive term used by some people, essentially calling someone a 'penis-burger'.

1. "Hello, Punjab take-away, can I take your order?"
"Yes, I'd like a lan-burger, mild sauce, with fries. Oh and a coke. Thanks"

2. "I know Nabeel Choudry is such a lan-burger"
"You fucking lan-burger"

by Mo19oM May 1, 2009

Burger Doodle

Generic term for any franchise fast-food hellhole. Suck.com used to use it in its articles before they died

Screw it, lets just go get some crap from Burger Doodle...

by jake5443 November 4, 2004

Yellow Burger

Where you fuck someone in the eye while their very drunk and it makes their eyes yellow

I gave that girl a yellow burger last night

by BOSSDOG3107 July 24, 2021

Burger Confidence

Unwarranted or unjustified confidence in a given situation.

Raymond made a stupid bet because he had that burger confidence.

by How 'bout 'dem apples March 21, 2021

BT Burger

How to make a BT burger: add ketchup, mustard, onion, and crumbled up ritz crackers to the ground beef. Then form the patties. Next step is to cook the burgers on a skillet over low heat for 30 minutes, turning each halfway through. Add bug light for flavor.

Named after BT (Oddkast) during his broadcast when he made his BT Burger. Hand washing is not required.

Nick made me a BT Burger, I’d rather eat dog shit than that!

by Vanilla_Fraggers January 17, 2021

Smashed Burgers

N.
When you go to your friend’s apartment to grill some burgers and end up smashing some cheeks instead.

“What ingredients did you use on your burgers?”
“Buttered buns… Smashed Burgers… mayo”
"I hope you two had fun"

by ManicPixieDreamBoy August 15, 2023