Crush burger

Forcing sex on a man smaller than yourself.

Being the largest inmate Ben had his pick of the prisoners when he wanted to crush burger.

by azz044 February 8, 2010

Lan-Burger

1. A burger consisting of lettuce, ketchup/mayo, some pickles and a barbecued penis.

2. An offensive term used by some people, essentially calling someone a 'penis-burger'.

1. "Hello, Punjab take-away, can I take your order?"
"Yes, I'd like a lan-burger, mild sauce, with fries. Oh and a coke. Thanks"

2. "I know Nabeel Choudry is such a lan-burger"
"You fucking lan-burger"

by Mo19oM May 1, 2009

Burger Doodle

Generic term for any franchise fast-food hellhole. Suck.com used to use it in its articles before they died

Screw it, lets just go get some crap from Burger Doodle...

by jake5443 November 4, 2004

Ercil burger

someone with a shit trim that looks like a burger and a neanderthal combined

"Yo, that guy is an ERCIL BURGER."
"BURGER"
"ERCIL BURGER"
"BEURGUER"

by jrrburger January 28, 2022

uh a burger?

When you're high and went to Starbucks for no reason and said: "uh, a burger?"

A cashier at Starbucks. "what can I get you?" High person. "uh a burger?'

by burgers please June 6, 2018

burger buzz

The high feeling you get after eating a great hamburger.

I'm not paying any attention because I'm still (ham)burger buzzed.

by Lildval October 9, 2013

Panic Burger

When you are fearful of not being full after ordering a McDonalds meal and order a 'panic' burger, just in case.

Could also come in form of 6 chicken nuggets or mozzarella dippers.

I want an large Big Mac Meal and a panic burger... Just in case.

by YellowGnome November 18, 2016