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total bunch

Since any description of a group, society or organisation that begins with "a total bunch of..." is never a good one, it is simpler to just call them a total bunch.
That frat is a total bunch of douchebags.

The government is a total bunch of thieving bastards.

My ISP is a total bunch of incompetent imbeciles.

Those guys are a total bunch.
by George McBob May 25, 2009
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A phrase you should promptly say for comedic effect in any setting where someone is seeking feedback on something but there is a pregnant pause...
Presenter: So, does anyone have any thoughts on this planned organizational change?
...tic ...tic ...tic ...tic
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
laughter ensues, pressure is relieved, feedback session is over and everyone can get the hell out of there...
Or Icy stare from management, you are summarily fired a few weeks later for some drummed up offense...
by HalLloyd July 29, 2021
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Bunchie

An offencive slang for kelet. Used by kelet haters everywhere.
STFU bunchie
by Orthanc October 30, 2003
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bonchasaurus

a bonch that has been so severely chaffed by a dry tongue that it has become a sticky hot blister which causes the owner of said bonch to groan like a dinosaur.
"we can't fuck tonight because I have a bonchasaurus again."
by Timothy July 14, 2004
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bunch

adj. Brit. slang. Used to describe excellence, brilliance or greatness.
Synonyms: cool, rad, mega, fab, wicked.
Developed in the Red Lion public house, Waverton Street, Mayfair, London, on 28 September 2005. I'd just finished a GarageJam dance class, for which I'd worn my hair in bunches, and to indicate to my drinking pals (Lucy, Brent and Rita) that the class had been brilliant I punched the mid-air with both fists, as though holding my bunches, saying, "that class was bunches!" By the end of the evening ‘bunches’ had become truncated to ‘bunch’. If something is even more than ‘bunch’, it can be indicated by raising one's hands to punch higher in the air, as though clasping handle-bar bunches (popular in the 1970s); this becomes ‘handle-bar bunch’, truncated to ‘h-b bunch’, and then transposed to ‘hair-bear bunch’, in reminiscence of that ‘bunch’ cartoon (also of the 1970s).
1. If someone bought me a Nebuchadnezzar of Louis Roederer Cristal, that would be so bunch!

2. The GarageJam DVD, in which I appear, will be released soon: bunch!

3. Brent's party is going to be hair-bear bunch!!

4. It was bunch when the Clinical Psychology Review accepted my paper on AD/HD!
by AnjeJBH September 30, 2005
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the pp bunch

lost sitcom that was really diverse
by peepeebpoopoib June 3, 2020
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got-a-bunt-and-a-bush-in-the-buchanan-on-gov't-st

i got-a-bunt-and-a-bush-in-the-buchanan-on-gov't-st right now..
by jecca September 21, 2003
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