Hasti Bumskin

An extremly rashy asscheek. Or someone who is a massive cunt.

"He's Such a Hasti Bumskin!"

by hunglikeahorse23 December 26, 2024

Static Bulk

When gym bros past their prime overeat without exercising but still claim they’re “bulking.” A common cope for lack of discipline in training and dieting, leading to cognitive dissonance about their growing waistline instead of muscle.

Bro swears he’s bulking, but it’s just a static bulk—all calories, no gains.

by Adonis Broseidon February 14, 2025

Porn Bulk

A phase in a young man’s life when consumption of online pornography leads to eating excessive food. Resulting in increased body mass.

I can’t wait to get out of school, I’m deep into my porn bulk for the next football season.

by Hairy black guy June 16, 2025

thinking in bulk

When you think of one thing, but then think over things that revolve around the other thing.

"I wouldn't mind,myself. But if I had kids...hhhhhhhhhh I gotta stop thinking in bulk.

by Posh cunt machete May 1, 2021

soundcloud rap bulky boy

A guy who constantly listens to SoundCloud rap and is obsessed with getting “bulky” at the gym. Aka: small penis, and is bound to use you STAY AWAY FROM THEM!!!

⚠️ HAZARDOUS ⚠️

Stay away from the SoundCloud rap bulky boys they are very bad for your health.

by Poopidy Scoopidy July 30, 2021

3 month bulk

When your buddy decides to put on +100 and stop exercising for 2 years.

1: "Bro, what happened to Jared? He's changed."
2: "He went on a 3 month bulk."
1: "That explains it."

by brapmaster69 November 18, 2022

Mr. Bulk

Strongest man on earth, the only one who could defeat Thanos

Look! here comes Mr. Bulk, our lord and savior!

by Balala könig von Balalaland March 12, 2019