Facial Buffet

The term for describing the cheeky act of releasing your baby gravy, on an unsuspecting female, after the act of pork swording.

"She took the greatest facial buffet, I can tell you!"

by richard piper June 29, 2004

Bullet In The Brain

The way to get rid of all child molesters, wife beaters, and those sick fuckers out there who think that sleeping with your siblings, children, or children of your siblings is okay. Also a good way to deal with rat of all shapes and sizes.

If all of the child molesters in the world had a bullet in the brain, they would not be able to continue to hump their sisters/daughters/neices. If all of the rats in the world had a bullet put into their brain, there wouldn't be anymore rats.

by OldSchoolStillCool December 17, 2008

Stray Bullet

A bullet that hits you (especially if it causes a fatality) in Counter-Strike when the attacker was not aiming at you at all.

That's BS! I was killed by a stray bullet!

by Pang Mu April 8, 2003

bullets

Name for rock-hard nipples. Only attainable if girl is completely turned on.

"How did it go with Claire last night?"
"Brilliant, her nipples were bullets."

by The Strut October 12, 2004

bullets

In the car business, a customer who has excellent credit.

salesman: "Do we have a shot here on this deal?"
manager: "Just as I thought, she's bullets baby! She could buy anything on the lot."
salesman: "Sweet."

by JHop March 7, 2008

Jimmy Buffett

The modern-day American Dionysus known for his love of drinking and the ocean, one of the great singer/songwriters of all times.

I can't believe you haven't ever heard of Jimmy Buffett, and you think you can party.

by The Thriller December 22, 2004

random bullet deviation

A bullshit method that's being used in more and more games that are out today. Rather than, gasp, having the bullets go where the crosshair is, game developers somehow think it's better that the bullets follow a completely random pattern around the crosshair instead of INSIDE the crosshair. Since the bullets don't actually go where there supposed to, it means that most firefights you get into mean zero skill, all luck. You might think shooting in small bursts that it would defeat this, but it actually ensues your death much quicker over a sprayer. Moving actually multiplies the deviation tenfold, making it near impossible to squeeze an accurate shot unless you're playing as a sniper.

Games that have random bullet deviation:
1. Battlefield 2
2. Counter-Strike
3. Day of Defeat: Source
4. Rainbow Six 3

Guy1> -sneaks up behind an enemy using a Thompson then fires a half a clip into his back-
Guy2> -turns around and sprays his weapon, getting a kill-
Guy1> WTF?

Guy1> -places his ironsights right on an enemys head, fires-
Guy2> -snipes Guy1 with an SMG-
Guy1> youve got to be shitting me, I hit him in the fucking head! fucking random bullet deviation ruins everything.

by GOERNR January 11, 2006