Jonas Brothers

Just the sight of the Jonas Fuckers makes every guys (even gay guys) scrotum retract into their body, the "band" consists of 3 hermaphrodites who are named Fagola, Fagzilla and Fagazoid who are really good at attracting 9 year old girls because of their spray on looks and photoshopped pictures. The Jonas Fuckers are shitty guitarists and basically the worst thing that has ever happened to Gibson making me want to go chuck mine off of a cliff and then burn it. A common misconception about this so called "band" is that they have any talent at all, another screw up by disney to get little children into their park so they can molest them.

Fagola- "Let's go pound our faces into the keyboard and the result will be our next Jonas Brothers song"
Fagazoid- "I'm going to shove a jelly bean in your asshole, i'd use my dick but it's not big enough"
Fagzilla- "I DO COCAINE!!!"

by ozfox July 21, 2010

Brother issues

A girl that falls inlove with someone like their brother whether bad or good

She has brother issues because her brother is doing life

by Donovan420 November 12, 2018

Brother issues

When you're brother is so toxic that he claimed you're going to go to hell for being a female and not worshipping men.

I've got brother issues and its causing me severe anxiety.

by Simpinson69 December 9, 2020

Gonad Brothers

Refers to the popular group "the Jonas brothers". All 3 of them are a bit ambiguous when it comes to their gender and since a gonad can refer to either a guy or a girls loot, the name is appropriate.

" Man, now i know why those "Gonad Brothers" wear those chastity rings...because they aren't sure which gender to have sex with"

by xlaxz92 October 19, 2009

Brother Barack

A term used by african americans to refer to president barack obama

Yo dawg, who you voting for?

Brother Barack of course!

by zeke69 October 4, 2010

Brother Beater

A mag light used by the police to beat black people when they can't follow simple orders.

Get on the ground nigger or I'll you with my brother beater!

by clockwise steve February 21, 2009

bond brothers

It is where two people are bonded together for a long time (to make them know each other like brothers) to fight for a higher ranking soldier.

The bond brothers wanted their leader back, so they lead an assault on the enemy's base to free their leader.

by Fatetech November 9, 2015